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TONY ROMO – EXPERIENCED QUARTERBACK AVAILABLE FOR NFL TEAM THAT WANTS TO SUCK

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The Dallas Cowboys finally did what should have been done decades ago. They released Tony Romo. Romo is to the NFL what Paul Ryan is to the Republican Party. A whole lot of awful.

The Cowboys should have also released owner Jerry Jones. He too suckos el grande uno and is complicit along with Romo in the sucking of the Cowboys. But since Jones is the owner of the Cowboys, there is little chance he will trade himself. So sad.

Many in Dallas love Romo for some incomprehensible reason. I’ve never understood it. Romo is not a money player. He makes plays when plays don’t matter. When plays matter, he chokes. And he gets paid boo-coo dolares to suck! As an added plus, he also gets hurt every time an opposing player looks at him. Yeah, the teams are lining up.

Here’s the deal. AWD doesn’t really care too much about the NFL except getting Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders into my hot tub. Hasn’t happened yet but you never know. But AWD has a better chance of getting a Cowboy cheerleader in my hot tub than Romo getting a team to the playoffs. Hell, I’ll get Melania Trump in my hot tub before that Romo sumbitch wins a playoff game.

Texas is a football state. And Dallas is a Cowboy city. We expect wins. And playoff wins. And a Super Bowl ever now and then. Romo has delivered dick. Because he’s a choker. AWD would always want to put Romo in an inverted suplex followed by an unsanctioned pile driver when Romo would talk to the press after a game. He’s say “Oh well, this is a tough game and sometimes you lose.” I would have fired his ass on the spot! No, you’re paid millions to win games! Not to tell the press, “oh well…”.

It was Jessica Simpson’s bodacious boo-tay that ruined Romo! He was a young, promising quarterback until he started dating Jessica Simpson. It’s her damn fault!

OK, it’s easy to see how a guy might get all messed up staring for hours at a time at a boo-tay like that. I get it. AWD could stare at Jessica’s boo-tay for months at a time. But I’m not getting paid $20 million @#*& dollars to win Cowboy football games! Jessica, by the way, I have a hot tub, baybah. Come on by sometime.

So apparently only two teams are considering wasting their money on Romo. The Broncos and the Houston Texans. And apparently the Texans have said Hell NO! So that leaves only the Broncos who apparently have a death wish if they’re considering hiring Romo. They might as well hire Jessica Simpson. At least she’d be popular in the dressing room.

Some are winners and some are losers. Romo is a loser QB who chokes. As AWD asks every Romo fan in Dallas: You have the ball on the 20 with 2 minutes to go and are down a touchdown. Who do you want as your QB, Romo or Tom Brady?” If they say Romo, they are either lying or a @#&* soccer fan. Because no damn body would want Romo in that situation because you just know he’s going to throw a @#*& interception!

Oh yeah, consider this. Dak Preston was a rookie Cowboy QB and was 11-3 after Romo got his candy-ass hurt in the first game. If a rookie QB can take the Cowboys to the playoffs in his first year, what does that say for the experienced veteran Romo? I’ll tell you. He sucketh the big one!

I don’t know if anyone who reads AWD really gives a rat about the NFL. I really don’t, myself. But I will tell anyone who is interested that Romo is a disaster zone as an NFL QB. But he’s seen Jessica Simpson’s boo-tay. For what that’s worth.

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9 Comments

  1. As soon as she realizes that the famous boyfriend train has been derailed, she will be up for grabs. Hotties like her are always going to bail when the guy goes into a flat spin, but then again Romo probably is the only guy in Texas that hasn’t made out with his first cousin. 😉 😉 😉

  2. One who can see

    Well at least Romo likes girls. That’s more than can be said for Obama or Limp-wristed Lindsey Graham.

  3. Quartierleblanc

    Jessica looks like she stinks. I think Romo got a bad rap in Dallas. For years he was all they had. I’d like to see him in Houston.

  4. I’ve never been a big fan of Romo, but I did prefer him over any of the other losers who Jerry Jones rotated through the QB lineup after Troy Aikman retired. His inconsistency was his biggest negative. He seemed to be one of those ‘streak’ players; he could get hot and look All-World for 2 or 3 games, providing none of those games were playoff games – and then, he’d lapse back down to being mediocre. I used to think that the problem with Romo was his constant tail chasing off the field, and when I heard he had finally gotten married – I thought, well, maybe now he can improve his concentration and focus on football and eventually develop into a top level QB. And, he almost did. The year before last, Romo made the playoffs and was the top ranked QB in the NFL – and that Green Bay loss in the playoff game where Dez Bryant clearly caught that deep sideline pass and did NOT fumble – the official who made that call should have been fired by the NFL. That one play cost Dallas a win and Romo would have finally won a playoff game.

    But, as it turned out – that was one and only shot that Dallas had under Romo’s career to possibly advance to the Super Bowl.

    In many respects, Romo reminded me of another famous choke artist that used to play QB for the Cowboys. Danny White. White was a great punter and was an above average #2 QB, but the guy just could not win the big games. Amazingly, he did wind up breaking a lot of the passing records of Roger Staubach – but, only because Landry just could not bring himself to admit that Danny White was never going to be a Super Bowl caliber QB.

    BTW: I am no longer a Cowboy’s fan – due to the intensity of my hatred for Jerry Jones. And, I’ll make a prediction about this Dak Prescott rookie. This guy is not a franchise QB. He reminds me of RG III – who also had a good rookie year, but in the NFL – once these teams have a years worth of film on these flash-in-the-pan, inexperienced rookie QBs – the defenses learn how to shut these guys down and their careers tend to implode. I am firm believer that no NFL team that is coached well should ever put a QB into the starting lineup who is fresh out of college. College QBs should spend a minimum of 1 year and perhaps even 2 years, on the bench, studying and watching the experienced veteran before they are handed the starting job. In fact, I can remember the day when this was the cardinal rule that was followed by nearly all NFL teams.

    What changed this was the absolutely ridiculous explosion in the salaries that the NFL teams started giving to these players. Owners who shell out $20 or $30 plus million bucks to some wet-behind-the-ears kid right out of college don’t want to pay that kind of money and let the kid sit on the bench and get some experience and seasoning before they see him get into the game. That’s why we see a repeated pattern of players – particularly college QBs – get thrown into the game before they are ready, and then, while a few might have a decent rookie year – most struggle and wind up washing out early.

    Even Roger Staubach, a Heisman Trophy winner, and probably one of the greatest clutch QBs in the history of the NFL – spent his time on the bench behind Don Meredith and Craig Morton. I often wonder how many more Super Bowls Staubach might have taken the Cowboys to and won – had he not had his career shortened by his Navy service time obligation.

  5. Tom Brady was a sixth round draft choice and is paid a lot less than most QBs in the NFL.The Patriots spend the extra money on good players to surround him and that’s OK with him.Football is a TEAM sport.Also Brady’s woman is soooooo much hotter than Jessica….and richer to boot.If there is such a thing as reincarnation..We would all want to come back as Tom Brady.

  6. I hear Colon Paperdick is looking for a job, maybe the Cowboys will hire him…..

    • Jackie Puppet

      Not after last year when 5 Dallas- area cops were killed. The NFL wouldn’t even let the Cowboys pay their respects to them without risking a big fine (and probably triggering even more snowflakes into rioting).

      Even Jerry couldn’t afford the bad PR.

    • Quartierleblanc

      Not a chance that will happen. The NFL owners and front office hate him. They’re going to make an example of him. It’s about time. Even Cleveland won’t take him.

  7. After I forgave Jones for his no-class dismissal of Landry, the SOB dumps the best coach in the NFL, and hires the worst one he could find, Switzer. That was unforgivable. Can’t stand them, or him anymore.

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