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IF LOVING A BRAND NEW GUN IS WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT!

IF LOVING A BRAND NEW GUN IS WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT!

It’s been far too long. I can’t stand it anymore! It’s been nearly 8 months since AWD bought a new gun. Sh*t ain’t right. AWD is jonesing for a pocket gun. A buddy of mine from San Antonio bought a Smith M&P in 9mm from a cat in Dallas. He asked ye olde AWD to pick it up and hold it for him until he got up this way to[Read More…]

ES&D!

CAN KELLI WARD STICK A FORK IN MCCAIN? POLLS SAY YES!!

Breitbart reported a recent Arizona poll shows Republican challenger Kelli Ward with a nine point advantage over Democrat John McCain. This news makes AWD as giddy as a little school girl. I will confess. I despise John McCain. I don’t care about his Viet Nam captivity. He has spent a lifetime since being the biggest douche bag in the Senate. I don’t like McCain. I don’t like his annoying liberal[Read More…]

MEANWHILE, IN DETROIT

MEANWHILE, IN DETROIT

Saw this video linked to Drudge. Sometimes I wonder if ISIS is our biggest worry. Fifty years ago, Detroit was the production envy of the world. Now it is a cesspool of ignorance and violence. But it could be worse. You could be reading this from Detroit. AWD hopes the schools in Detroit don’t teach geography. I rest easier at night knowing there is a city like Detroit to contain[Read More…]

I'M HEALING THE RIVERS RIGHT AFTER MY VACATION!

THANKS PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR HALTING THE RISE OF THE OCEANS – NOW ABOUT THOSE RIVERS!

President Obama really is a powerful guy! Obama certainly has the power to make certain things disappear. Like money. President Obama said after his first presidential election that he’d stop the rise of the oceans. Well, he did. Those oceans haven’t risen a millimeter. He even stopped the melting of the polar ice caps to boot. Al Gore has never forgiven him. Obama singlehandedly halted Global Warming. Or disproved it.[Read More…]

ERICK ERICKSON - THE SWEATY THUMB (image by Big Fur Hat of iotwReport.com)

#NEVERTRUMP VOTERS APPEAR TO BE MORONS

Hillary voters are morons. We all know that. Hillary has more criminal investigations on her record than a “aspiring rapper trying to turn his life around” who is also “a goot boy who ain’t never done nuffin’ wrong.” We expect nothing more from liberals except for them to support Hillary. They’re stupid like that. It appears the stupid is rubbing off on a lot of voters who call themselves conservatives[Read More…]

RIO OLYMPICS – IT’S NOT FAIR TO GIVE ONLY THE BEST ATHLETES GOLD MEDALS!

RIO OLYMPICS – IT’S NOT FAIR TO GIVE ONLY THE BEST ATHLETES GOLD MEDALS!

Even while we all love living in our multi-cultural diverse cornucopia of equality, for some reason the Olympics are allowed to focus solely on athletic achievement! Only three athletes are awarded medals in each sport. What about those who don’t win? How’s that supposed to make them feel? That is sooooo 20th Century! Oh, and racist. Why should athletes like American swimmer Michael Phelps be allowed to win 22 gold[Read More…]

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

IF OBAMA HAD A CITY, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE MILWAUKEE

AWD predicted shortly after five Dallas police were assassinated by a Black Lives Matter supporter that black violence against the police would soon spread to black violence against white civilians. Last night in Milwaukee, blacks were recorded yelling “Black Power” and targeting random whites for violence after another black man with a lengthy criminal record was shot by a black policeman. Disclaimer: We at AWD are positive the victim was[Read More…]

LUCKY OR PROTECTED?

HAS THE CLINTON FOUNDATION PERMEATED THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT?

AWD is not a big conspiracy kook. Maybe a moderate conspiracy kook these days. So I usually don’t post from other websites where anonymous sources are used. However, with the Clintons being the largest contributor to the mortuary industry in terms of deceased friends and associates, I understand why anyone with negative information on the Clintons would want to remain anonymous. AWD saw this article on Endingthefed.com which discussed a[Read More…]

SANDERS PURCHASED MONOPOLY FROM PARKER BROS AND HAS CHANGED THE NAME TO BERNOPOLY

BERNIE SANDERS BUYS THIRD HOUSE WITH PLANS TO BUY ALL OF VERMONT

Bernie Sanders, in stark contrast to his oft-stated socialist views, recently purchased his third home. Sanders recently bought a $600,000 lake house in North Hero, Vermont. Flush with Clinton Foundation and DNC money, Bernie has greater plans. Sanders Incorporated Vice President of Real Estate Acquisitions Anne Butkowski told AWD News Service: “Since the DNC Convention ended, Bernie has been going around like a crazy man buying up everything in sight.[Read More…]

PERPETUAL OPEN POST ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

PERPETUAL OPEN POST ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

AWD thought we’d try something here. Sometimes y’all want to talk about something that is off-topic from the article you’ve read. So I’m going to pin the Perpetual Open Post About Anything And Everything at the top of the page so you can write what you want or link what you want at any time. Free of charge. Want to fight about it? AWD

REPTILE-PHOBIC DISNEY BUILDS WALL…NOT BRIDGE…TO HALT ALLIGATOR IMMIGRATION

REPTILE-PHOBIC DISNEY BUILDS WALL…NOT BRIDGE…TO HALT ALLIGATOR IMMIGRATION

Mark Zuckerberg will not be happy. Executives at Disneyworld have built a wall to keep undocumented alligators from immigrating into the theme park and eating guests. Of course, it’s only a very tiny percentage of alligators who actually eat park guests. Most alligators are entering Disneyworld because they love their children. President Obama was the first to criticize Disney’s construction of a rock wall separating gators from Disneyworld. He said[Read More…]

QUIT RUINING MY LIFE, VAN MORRISON!

AWD’S MISH MASH OF TRASH – OPEN POST

AWD has been thinking about everything but then again I’ve been thinking about nothing (h/t Suicidal Tendencies). So I thought I’d try some new tricks around here and write just what came to mind about whatever comes to mind. Whatever the hell that means. My mind is fried because I rode my new Harley sled today around town in the 100 degree Texas heat. I have such a great tan[Read More…]

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT CLUTCHING PEARLS OVER TRUMP – NATURALLY!

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT CLUTCHING PEARLS OVER TRUMP – NATURALLY!

The only group that doesn’t want to see Donald Trump elected more than the Democrats is the wussypants Republican Party. With the Democrat/Mainstream Propaganda Media liberal hit squads running 24/7 against Trump, the wussypants GOP are glad to do their part to also destroy him. Today’s news cycle is full of how the GOP is in panic mode over Trump’s disastrous campaign and his unforced errors against a Sharia pushing[Read More…]

KHAN AND SILENT KHAN

WHY ARE SO MANY REPUBLICANS WUSSES?

On the way to work to engage in bloody battle to the death in the cutthroat industry of plumbing and bathroom fixtures today, AWD tuned in a local so-called conservative radio talk show host. The host was criticizing Donald Trump’s response to Hillary’s newest besets buddy, the Muslim guy Khan. That’s Khan the Muslim who trashed Trump at the DNC Convention and not the Star Trek Khan (who was pretty[Read More…]

FINAL PREPARATIONS FOR THE RIO OLYMPICS CADAVER CARRY EVENT

THIRD-WORLD RIO OLYMPICS WILL BE FOURTH-WORLD DISASTER!

This is what happens when Third World countries use all their Olympic money bribing corrupt International Olympic Committee members to win the Olympics for their Third World hellhole country. They end up with swimmers swimming with sh*t in the water. And this is in the indoor pools. You can only imagine what awaits those athletes who have to compete in the ocean! By every account, the upcoming Rio Olympics will[Read More…]

LOUIE GOHMERT - TEXAN

DUDE OF THE WEEK – LOUIE GOHMERT

I’ll never forget the first time I met Louie Gohmert. It was in Phoenix back in 2010 for a Tea Party convention where he was scheduled to speak. I was sitting alone minding my own bidness when he pulled up a chair and asked where I was from. We spent about 20 minutes just talking about Texas, America, the Republican Party and such. He didn’t know I was AWD and[Read More…]

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

Come on over, Muhammad. Whole lotta rapin’ going on! Here’s a repost to help those selfless multiculturalists in Europastan who are getting raped by their new Muslim neighbors more than a Clinton intern! As usual, AWD has the solution. We all know how frustrating it can be getting gang raped by Muslim refugees! With our busy schedules, who has the time? Not to mention the cost of replacing ripped clothing[Read More…]

FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE – MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU VOMIT IN YOUR EARS

FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE – MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU VOMIT IN YOUR EARS

The little ladies of Florida Georgia Line are in the news because they requested that no law enforcement officers be anywhere near them backstage. No doubt these two douchebaggerous country music imposters are fans of Black Lives Matter terrorists. So AWD is reposting what I wrote about Florida Georgia Line a while back. These guys suck. And I mean hugely suck! AWD hasn’t had a Music That Doesn’t Suck post[Read More…]

ZERO POINT ZERO

STATE ATTORNEY MARILYN MOSBY PRETTY MUCH SUCKS AS AN ATTORNEY

Baltimore State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby pretty much sucks el grande uno as an attorney. Perhaps it’s not her fault. Maybe she missed class the day they taught law at her racist law school. Or perhaps she’s just the latest black social justice warrior trying to stick it to the police and ‘the man’ while she still has the full support of Imam Obama and Attorney General and Assistant Imam Loretta[Read More…]

"I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG!"

FOR THOSE BRAVE ENOUGH TO WATCH, WE SALUTE YOU – DNC OPEN POST

The stupid is strong with the DNC Convention. So is the socialism and political correctness. So is just about everything else to those of us who do not breathe out of our mouths. So is the vomiting on the floor from normal people. That Hillary Clinton is in attendance and not behind bars is a blast from both barrels that America has now officially become a banana republic. I must[Read More…]