Music That Doesn’t Suck

DID LED ZEPPELIN STEAL ‘STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN’ FROM SPIRIT? HELL NO!

DID LED ZEPPELIN STEAL ‘STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN’ FROM SPIRIT? HELL NO!

The estate of Spirit guitarist Randy California is suing Led Zeppelin for supposedly stealing the chord progression from one of its songs to create the iconic ‘Stairway To Heaven.’ Randy California is no longer with us but his estate smells money and currently has Led Zep in court. AWD is perhaps the greatest musical mind in history and a world-class Zepologist. After studying the evidence of the Spirit lawsuit for[Read More…]

MUSIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK - STEVE MILLER

‘SERENADE’ IS STEVE MILLER’S GREATEST SONG – WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

OK, it’s Friday. AWD has had a hellacious week making multi-billion dollar business decisions in the exciting but dangerous world of plumbing fixtures sales. I can’t give details but let’s just say I have those bastids at Moen by the cojones!!!! So one entire week in Texas without monsoons, a week of successful bidness, a good looking curvy babe on the agenda for tonight, and it’s Friday! So instead of[Read More…]

WHY TOLERATE THIS?

WAR IN AMERICA, CHILDREN. IT’S JUST A SHOT AWAY!

The unwashed left has been called out by their Obama/Soros plantation masters to disrupt, vandalize and attack Donald Trump campaign stops. And young tyrant thugs are only too happy for make $15 while attacking people and destroying property while chanting their tired profanity-laced rhymes. Here’s a video of a single Trump supporter with huge cojones marching directly through an anti-Trump riot in Burlingame, Mexifornia. Listen to the idiot thugs bullying[Read More…]

MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!

MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!

If there’s one damn thang that will turn AWD into a wife-stoning Muslim it will be @#&* Christian rock music! This stuff is so bad it would make Jesus cuss. Now I apologize to all y’all pious types who clog up the streets of red states with this mess blaring out the Delco speakers of your 1992 Dodge Caravans. But if you’re clogging up streets in a 1992 Dodge Caravan[Read More…]

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A SCROTUM!

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A SCROTUM!

AWD has a badness meeting tonight where vast sums of cash American will be exchanged. I smell some new shooting irons coming from this deal! Since I’m unavoidably detained, here’s a repost from a few years ago about some cat getting his scrotum detached. Fun for the whole family! An Indiana man has suffered an attack to his dickular region and his “on again/off again” girlfriend has been arrested for[Read More…]

HEAVENLY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – RIP MERLE HAGGARD

HEAVENLY MUSIC THAT DOESN’T SUCK – RIP MERLE HAGGARD

The Hag and Willie were scheduled to play together below Austin next weekend. Guess who had tickets! Dayum! AWD never got the chance to see Merle in concert. He passed today on his 79th birthday. I guess he was worried about AWD crashing the stage and singing a tune….as I am known to do. Another musical great has gone to the great beyond. I don’t have much to say except[Read More…]

GOP NOMINEE PAUL RYAN? NO DICE! LET IT BURN!

GOP NOMINEE PAUL RYAN? NO DICE! LET IT BURN!

The inter web net created by Global Warming creator Al Gore is filled up on stories how the Republican Establishment is seeking to finally kill off what’s left of their abortion of a political party. They want to use their double-secret convention rules to insert Speaker John Boehner Paul Ryan as the GOP nominee. Why are we not surprised? When have political elites ever listened to the will of the[Read More…]

ICONIC IMAGE OF BREITBART BY BIG FUR HAT

IT’S BEEN FOUR YEARS SINCE WE LOST ANDREW BREITBART

Hard to believe it’s been four years since Andrew Breitbart’s passing. Here’s AWD’s thoughts a day or two after I heard the news. RIP, Andrew. You are so missed! AWD has been in a lot of places and I’ve seen some crazy sh*t but I don’t believe I’ve ever met anyone like Andrew Breitbart. AWD got a text this morning from his Angry White Mother informing me of Andrew’s passing.[Read More…]

AWD HATES CHRISTMAS MUSIC YEARLY OPEN POST

AWD HATES CHRISTMAS MUSIC YEARLY OPEN POST

AWD is unavoidably detained today with some very exciting creative loafing. The specifics I am not at liberty to divulge but you better believe there is fun involved. I’m talking BIG fun! However, there is one aspect of His Big Sexiness that remains as constant as ugliness and Whoopi Goldberg…I hate me some Christmas music! Maybe it’s because AWD’s first wife started playing Christmas music in the house each year[Read More…]

AIN'T THEY CUTE?

FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE – MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU VOMIT IN YOUR EARS

AWD hasn’t had a Music That Doesn’t Suck post in a while so I thought I’d check out the new Nashville “Country” music scene and see what we come up with. Well, lookie here! Florida Georgia Line. Winning all them CMA Awards! Woo hoo! They look, as Elton John said of Ricky Martin, “sassy!” They also look like they’ve seen a big ol’ angry one up close. AWD knew if[Read More…]

JOHN BONHAM, 1948-1980

JOHN BONHAM OPEN POST

Yesterday marked the 35th anniversary of Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham’s death after drinking countless vodka shots and later choking on his vomit. What a stupid way to end the life of one of rock’s best drummer. If not the best. AWD started playing drums in second grade and Bonzo was my idol. I remember coming home from school during junior high and playing to Led Zep albums for hours[Read More…]

SHE'LL BE POTUS BEFORE GOING TO JAIL!

OPEN POST – WILL HILLARY CLINTON OR LOIS LERNER EVER BE CONVICTED?

AWD says no. Justice never happens in Washington. It’s all political professional wrestling. The Republicans subpoena and stomp their feet during the day and sip toddies with the Democrats when the cameras are off. Look at all the Obama scandals. What has happened? Who has gone to prison? Who has even lost their job? So will Hillary ever see the inside of the hoosegow? Not a chance! I have zero[Read More…]

HEF - 120 YEARS OLD, THINKS HE'S CAP'N CRUNCH

AWD NEEDS THE NAMES OF 20 FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO WILL DIE BEFORE AUGUST, 31 2016

AWD rarely needs anyone’s help. Especially help from a bunch of goat-ropin’, right-wing extremists like y’all. But this time is different. There’s money on the line! AWD has entered into a contest with a good many of my compadres to see who can name the most of 20 famous/known people who will bite the big one before August 31, 2016. Each of us has thrown in $40 big ones and[Read More…]

BLACK SABBATH - MORE THAN JUST PRETTY FACES

#BlackSabbathLives MATTER – OPEN POST

AWD saw the #BlackSabbathLivesMatter hashtag the other day on social media and it occurred to me that no one ever stands up for Black Sabbath! And you know what? That sh*t ain’t right! Know what else? I don’t think #BlackSabbath has ever looted and burned down a store in Ferguson, Missouri. Well, maybe they should! Then maybe then somebody would care about #BlackSabbathLivesMatter! However, AWD must report that he remembers[Read More…]

ANYBODY GOING TO STURGIS? OPEN POST

ANYBODY GOING TO STURGIS? OPEN POST

AWD bought hisself a hog a few months ago and am leaving tomorrow with some compadres for Sturgis. This year is the 75th anniversary of the event. I have heard over a million bikes will be there. This is AWD’s first Sturgis event. Outside of my buddies and me, I don’t know a damn person who will be in attendance. I figure I’ll just walk up to the biggest, baddest[Read More…]

HOLA! SOY EL JEB Y TE ODIO! (HI, I'M JEB AND I HATE YOU!)

OPEN POST – HOW DO WE EDUCATE STUPID REPUBLICAN VOTERS?

AWD has seen the enemy and the enemy is…well, there’s a whole hell of a lot of enemies! Openly socialist Dims are certainly enemies to liberty and everything else except socialism. Republican are also enemies to liberty, as they too are Democrats. But the real enemy is neither the Democrat or Republican Parties…it is those Stupid Republican Voters who continually vote for corrupt Republican politicians! Yes, we all know all[Read More…]

GINGER BAKER - COULD INVENT THE CURE FOR CANCER IF HE WANTED TO

DRUMMERS SMARTEST (AND SEXIEST) BEINGS ON PLANET EARTH!

What have I been telling y’all since forever? I mean besides AWD having personal knowledge with most of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders? I told you drummers are smarter than everybody else. And, in AWD’s case, sexiest too! Since you have disputed my word, AWD now presents to you scientific evidence of the fact: The news comes courtesy of Polymic, who have compiled a series of reports from Oxford and Harvard[Read More…]

NEIL PEART - GREAT DRUMMER - NOT SO BRIGHT POLITICALLY

NEIL PEART – RUSH TO STUPID!

AWD is a drummer. Which means I’m really a frustrated guitarist. Neil Peart is one of the greatest drummers on Earth. Which means he is a frustrated intellectual idjit. Yeah, we all thought Neil was smart with all those Ayn Rand-inspired lyrics in the early years. Who can forget the lessons about the evil of absolute government tyranny from the album 2112? Or the Rand-inspired lesson from “The Trees?” Well,[Read More…]

CINEMATIC GENIUS AND 'MERICAN HERO - CHUCK NORRIS

TODAY, I SHALL BE CHUCK NORRIS!

It seems these days everybody wants to be something or someone other than who or what they really are. Bruce Jenner becomes Caitlyn while he awaits getting his wing wang whacked off. NAACP Chapter Chair Rachel Dolezal embraces her inner sistah when she is in fact very much a cracka! Must be her white privilege. Miley Cyrus says she doesn’t identify as a boy or a girl even when she[Read More…]