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AWD’S MISHMASH OF POST-DEBATE TRASH

AWD’s sitting on my patio patiently waiting for my internet to come back on. You suck U-verse!! So I had to turn on ye olde cell hotspot to jot down a few thoughts (very few and none original!) that come to mind. First, the weather has finally cooled off and it’s a nice 77 degrees at La Casa de Amor here in Texas. AWD is enjoying not sweating 24/7 for[Read More…]

CHELSEA CLINTON: MY MOM – (FIRST DRAFT)

CHELSEA CLINTON: MY MOM – (FIRST DRAFT)

Dudes and Dudettes, AWD has received a draft of Chelsea Clinton’s latest appeal for contributions to her wonderful mom’s campaign from a hidden source high (why am I not surprised?) in the Clinton Foundation. Here are Chelsea’s remarks after reading the letter written by the Chinese government. Friend — Every day as I was growing up, I got to watch firsthand as my mom broke the law worked the system[Read More…]

CRUZ WAVES GOODBYE TO HIS POLITICAL CAREER AT RNC CONVENTION

TED CRUZ ENDORSES TRUMP TO AVOID #NeverTED!

AWD likes liked Ted Cruz. I was Ted when Ted wasn’t cool. I mean, more uncool than he is these days. Readers will know AWD endorsed and supported Cruz during the early days of the Republican primary. That was before Ted ran the most disastrous campaign in the history of disastrous campaigns and showed his true colors. Ted is in deep Dukakis and he knows it. Hence the last-minute endorsement[Read More…]

DALLAS POLICE SHOOT UNARMED WHITE MAN – WHITE TEXANS PROTEST BY GOING TO WORK

DALLAS POLICE SHOOT UNARMED WHITE MAN – WHITE TEXANS PROTEST BY GOING TO WORK

With the thugs and looters celebrating Christmas in September or better known as the #BlackLivesMatter ‘Free At Last’ Gala in #Charlotte, AWD thought it would be a good time to bring out this post from a few years ago that shows the difference between how black and white people protest when someone of their race is shot by the police. Dallas could soon be on fire! Thousands of Dallas citizens[Read More…]

WHO IS THIS PUNCHABLE FACE RETARD?

HOLLYWEIRD LEFTISTS MAKE ANTI-TRUMP VIDEO – I JUST DONATED TO TRUMP!

Oh, how AWD loathes Hollywood. Two weeks ago, Two weeks ago, AWD and the Filly went to the first movie in a theater I have gone to in the past two years. I can’t even remember the name or what the movie was about. Hollywood and the leftists who control it haven’t done anything worth watching, with few exceptions, in a decade or four. Unless you like watching the next[Read More…]

ANTHONY’S WEINER – A FORCE OF NATURE IN STUPIDITY

ANTHONY’S WEINER – A FORCE OF NATURE IN STUPIDITY

Don’t try to stop Anthony Weiner. You can only hope to contain him and his weiner. The man is a machine. Weiner is back at his sexting again and this time with a 15 year old high school girl. And Weiner knew she was in high school. Just a few weeks ago he was catfished by some dude pretending to be a filly. This guy has morals worse than a[Read More…]

HISPANIC ACTIVIST WHO PROTESTED TRUMP’S CRITICISM OF ILLEGAL RAPISTS RAPES ILLEGAL

HISPANIC ACTIVIST WHO PROTESTED TRUMP’S CRITICISM OF ILLEGAL RAPISTS RAPES ILLEGAL

Damn, son. If your gig is being a Latino activist who makes a living protesting Donald Trump who said some illegals commit rape, then don’t rape! It kind of proves Trump was right and kind of puts you out of a job. Unless you count raping and jail as a job. Here is the cat accused and arrested for raping an illegal woman in Salt Lake City, Utah. He is[Read More…]

SURE, COME ON IN!

MUSLIM IMMIGRATION – PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES

Hey, that rattlesnake I just picked up bit me! Oops another couple Muslim immigrants to the Great Satan was involved in terrorist attacks. Yawn. Save the false outrage and stern threats, Hillary and Imam Obama, this blood at the hands of Muslims is once again on you! And please don’t tell me “this is not who we are” when we rail against the Religion of Murder for the savage cult[Read More…]

MISS MITTENS

AWD SAYS ADIOS TO HIS KITTY CAT, MISS MITTENS

As tears stream down my big sexy cheeks, AWD must report that I have given my kitty away. Yes, it’s difficult and I’m going to sit back and have myself a big cry. My lowly assistant at work said “I’m surprised it took this long. I’ve been waiting for this.” Yes, after a month of having a cat, I gave Miss Mittens to a young woman. A young woman who[Read More…]

SO YOU WANT TO BE AN AMBASSADOR? PAY UP, SUCKA!

SO YOU WANT TO BE AN AMBASSADOR? PAY UP, SUCKA!

Wikileaks is set to dump a new set of emails hacked from the largest criminal organization in the world, the Democrat Party. This batch of emails will show how the Dims have put every government position up for sale. Want that cushy ambassador job? Well, show Obama the money! For $3.5 million, you can be ambassador to the United Kingdom! Bad food and Engklishters with bad teeth! But you’re gonna[Read More…]

COLIN KAEPERNICK - USELESS IDIOT

DON’T BLAME COLIN KAEPERNICK, BLAME LIBERAL HATRED OF AMERICA!

The growing phenomenon of black NFL football players who make millions of dollars protesting America’s racism doesn’t seem to be going away soon. More and more black NFL millionaires are joining Kaepernick to protest the Great Satan Amerikkka. Totally predictable. Kaepernick and his fellow stooges aren’t really to blame. They’re just pawns in a larger game. After all, what 20-something black kid hasn’t been indoctrinated by schools, media, pop culture,[Read More…]

OOPS!

OH, SO NOW YOU’RE GOING TO VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP, MARK LEVIN?

The Great One, lol. Mark Levin is one of the most annoying radio personalities this side of Michael Savage after a three-day drunk. In fact, he sounds like a drunken dwarf on the air. “Shut up, ya big dope!” Brilliant stuff, Levin. Brilliant. After months of trashing Donald Trump, Levin the radio talk show host has finally seen the light. Or, more accurately, has seen that having a radio talk[Read More…]

PROFESSIONAL MOOCHERS OF AMERICA WISH PRODUCERS A SPEEDY LABOR DAY!

PROFESSIONAL MOOCHERS OF AMERICA WISH PRODUCERS A SPEEDY LABOR DAY!

While the few remaining taxpaying producers in America enjoy a well-deserved day off from work on Labor Day, not all Americans are thrilled about the holiday. Moochers across America are concerned about the lost revenue from the Labor Day holiday that could result in less “free sh*t,” Obama money, ObamaPhones and other welfare benefits. At a recent meeting of the Detroit chapter of the Professional Moochers of America, several members[Read More…]

HI BABE, IT’S ME, ANTHONY WEINER (CARLOS DANGER) @ THE #SEX REHAB MEETING

HI BABE, IT’S ME, ANTHONY WEINER (CARLOS DANGER) @ THE #SEX REHAB MEETING

So, Anthony Weiner is back at it. Here’s a Twitter text he sent several years ago the first time he got caught sexting photos of his man thing out to women. @lonelytrashywoman Hi babe, it’s me, Anthony. You know, Carlos Danger. Wanted to send u a quick tweet. U probably heard that I’m now in sex addiction rehab. I know, it sucks. Just texting the word “sucks” gets me so[Read More…]

THANKS FOR NOTHING, ARIZONA!

THANKS FOR NOTHING, ARIZONA!

The SRV’s (Stupid Republican Voters) of Arizona have once again cursed America for yet another 6 years. Last night, Juan McCain, the worst man in America, won his primary vote against Kelli Ward by…get this…4,251 votes. 4,251 lousy votes and Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Harry Reid would have lost their closest ally who pretends to be a Republican. Here’s the worst part you #NeverTrump and Gary Johnson morons out[Read More…]

SOCIAL JUSTICE IDIOT BERATES LYFT DRIVER OVER HULA GIRL BOBBLE HEAD ON DASH

SOCIAL JUSTICE IDIOT BERATES LYFT DRIVER OVER HULA GIRL BOBBLE HEAD ON DASH

I don’t know where this idjit lives but I read she works for Our Lady of the Cankles. I’m sure SJW’s find that name for Hillary offensive. I certainly hope so. Annaliese Nielson hates her some hula girl bobble heads. Because, as we know, hula girl bobble heads are destroying the image of ugly, fat feminists. And there’s probably a #BlackLivesMatter riot in there somewhere. I mean, I’m sure somewhere,[Read More…]

CONTRIBUTE TO WIN CHANCE TO DINE PERSONALLY WITH ANGRY WHITE DUDE!

CONTRIBUTE TO WIN CHANCE TO DINE PERSONALLY WITH ANGRY WHITE DUDE!

Saw this over at iotwReport.com. Some Maryland cat named Ian Hawes has made over $1 cash American by selling off the chance to have dinner with Donald Trump. Sounds fair enough. However, it’s a scam. This Hawes guy isn’t affiliated with Trump or his campaign! The fine print says you’ll only get two tickets to a Donald Trump event. Something you could do on your own by donating directly to[Read More…]

AWD’S SATURDAY MORNING MISHMASH OF TRASH – OPEN POST

AWD’S SATURDAY MORNING MISHMASH OF TRASH – OPEN POST

I got a few positive comments on the inaugural (that means first, goat ropers) mishmash of trash. OK, it was one compliment from my angry white mama. But that’s still a positive comment, no? The mishmash of trash is AWD just sitting down and writing about things I’ve been thinking about, news items, and a whole lot of meaningless trash that comes to mind. Like I have said before, what[Read More…]

What Is Going On In Chicago: Part 2

What Is Going On In Chicago: Part 2

  As many of you know, I just love the Windy City, but not in ways you might think. I consider it the ultimate animal/sociology lab in the nation. The demographic is roughly divided into thirds among Blacks, Hispanics, and Whites/Others in a city of slightly less than 3 million. When looking at gun crime and social behavior there‚Äôs no better place than to examine the town with the well-earned[Read More…]

THESE JOKES EMBARRASS THE US NAVY!

IRAN KICKS SAND IN OBAMA’S FACE. AGAIN.

You know, if you’re going to be President of the United States, at least pretend you’re looking out for your country every now and then. We know Obama as sided with Muslim countries as he promised in his book but his payback has been to be humiliated by his Imam buddies again and again. You’d think that $400 million would have bought Obama a few favors. Today, Iran sent four[Read More…]