In The Press

DONALD TRUMP SPEECH OPEN POST – WELL, HE DID IT!

DONALD TRUMP SPEECH OPEN POST – WELL, HE DID IT!

You can tell a lot about a guy by his enemies. John Kasich, Jeb and Jorge W Boosh, Mitt Romney, Juan McPain and a whole hell of a lot of other globalists have stayed away from the Republican Convention in droves. They are great enemies as each is a worthless piece of dirt! And they should stay away! They have stayed away because their globalist agenda is dead! They are[Read More…]

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE, TED!

TED CRUZ STEPS ON HIS EGO AT REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

AWD was unavoidably detained tonight and didn’t watch the GOP Convention. I have been disgusted by the way the Establishment has disrespected the man who won the Republican Primary fair and square. Many of the Establishment have chosen to stay away and not endorse Donald Trump. Screw them! Ted Cruz chose to disrespect Trump from the stage tonight. And with his speech, it appears Ted sealed his doom for ever[Read More…]

ROGER AILES

NOW MEGYN KELLY ACCUSES ROGER AILES OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT – TEN YEARS LATER!

Former Fox News anchor babe (read: teleprompter reader) Gretchen Carlson was the first to file suit against Fox News honcho Roger Ailes for sexual harassment. Only after she was fired, of course. AWD is not saying I don’t believe her. But I don’t believe her. Now the premier Fox News anti-Trump talking head has come forward to say she too was sexually harassed by Ailes. Megyn Kelly told investigators she[Read More…]

‘BLACK LIVES MATTER’ IS NOT ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTS – IT’S ABOUT ANARCHY

‘BLACK LIVES MATTER’ IS NOT ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTS – IT’S ABOUT ANARCHY

Add three more police deaths to the growing tally of lives taken by Black Lives Matter and their enablers. Look for the death count of law enforcement to grow as shooting cops replaces Knockout Game in the black thug community of BLM. Killing cops simply gets more press. Which means, crimes of killing policemen can’t be ignored by the leftist media propagandists. AWD makes it a policy to never comment[Read More…]

MIKE PENCE - NON RETARDED VICE PRESIDENT

MIKE PENCE FOR VEEP – BEST OF THE BUNCH!

OK, so AWD isn’t getting chills about Mike Pence as Trump’s VP, but I’m not sure I was chillable with any of the names I saw mentioned. Ralph-all-over-the-floor worthy VP names thrown about were Chris “Chrispy Chreme” Christie and Newt “I’ll believe anything you say if it gets me something” Gingrich. I think the moron John Kasich pretty much took himself out of the running as he is an Establishment[Read More…]

PITIFUL. JUST PITIFUL

OBAMA: A TEEN CAN BUY A GLOCK EASIER THAN A BOOK!

I believe the greatest thing about being a liberal is you can say anything you want and never be questioned by the press. Another thing is your supporters will immediately believe anything you say. Another great thing about being a liberal is you don’t have to worry about taxing your brain. Imam Hussein came to Dallas today for a memorial service for one of the Dallas Police officers murdered by[Read More…]

FACES OF HATRED AND EVIL

#DALLAS – NOW WHAT?

So a #BlackLivesMatter terrorist has killed and wounded a lot of #Dallas cops during what our President refers to as “a peaceful protest.” The terrorist said he wanted to kill white people and white cops. Well, he has. So now what? A couple of thoughts here: This #BlackLivesMatter group is not organized from the grass roots. Wealthy white liberals like George Soros and funding their activities. Their puppet Obama even[Read More…]

TREY GOWDY - FALSE OUTRAGE WITH A BAD HAIRCUT

REPUBLICANS: WE ARE OUTRAGED BY THE HILLARY FBI DECISION AND COMMIT TO DO NOTHING IMMEDIATELY!

Congressional Republicans are predictably outraged by FBI Commissioner Comey’s decision to not seek indictment for Hillary Clinton despite her generations of crimes, graft and corruption. Comey announced that Hillary’s crimes with sensitive, top-secret emails while Secretary of State do not warrant charges because she did not “intend” to f*** up everything while getting Americans killed, exposing secret information to enemy nations while raking in millions for the Clinton Foundation. Totally[Read More…]

RIGHT-WING CONSERVATIVE EXTREMIST AR-15’S ATTACK ISTANBUL AIRPORT

RIGHT-WING CONSERVATIVE EXTREMIST AR-15’S ATTACK ISTANBUL AIRPORT

Semi-automatic AR-15 Assault Rifles attacked the Istanbul Airport in Turkey today. Over 36 are reportedly dead after the AR-15’s with expanded Magpul high capacity ‘clips’ exploded bombs in the lobby of the busy airport. The AR-15 Assault Rifles reportedly acquired the explosives used in the airport attack through the infamous gun show loophole where hand grenades, missiles, explosives, and nuclear bombs are regularly sold to anyone with money. Reportedly, the[Read More…]

The British are Coming Going!

The British are Coming Going!

By: LIAM THE ENGLISHTER “The yells and yammering, jibbering and jabbering; howls, growls and curses; shrieking and skriking that followed were beyond description. Several hundred wild cats and wolves being roasted slowly alive together would not have compared with it.” The above is taken from “The Hobbit” by J.R.R Tolkien (God bless and keep his beautiful soul), and describes the panic among a group of evil Goblins when the forces[Read More…]

ANGELA MERKEL SEEKS VORLD DOMINATION

ANGELA MERKEL: VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU STAY IN ZIE EU!

Left-wing globalists are no fun! They’re so damn predictable! All you have to do is read 1984 and you know all there is to know about the European Union elite running that cluster you-know-what! After the UK’s vote to make like a hockey stick and get the hell out of there (wait! I didn’t tell that right), Adolf Merkel says zie EU must forbid other European Union member from fleeing[Read More…]

UBER-PUNCHABLE FACE!

GEORGE WILL SAYS HE’S NO LONGER REPUBLICAN – YES, HE’S A PERFECT REPUBLICAN!

The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon.[Read More…]

THE LATEST WATCHERS OF WEASELS IS UP!

THE LATEST WATCHERS OF WEASELS IS UP!

Blind, indeed. Welcome to the Watcher’s Council, a blogging group consisting of some of the most incisive blogs in the ‘sphere, and the longest running group of its kind in existence. Every week, the members nominate two posts each, one written by themselves and one written by someone from outside the group for consideration by the whole Council.Then we vote on the best two posts, with the results appearing on[Read More…]

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF DONALD TRUMP IS STRIPPED OF THE GOP NOMINATION?

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF DONALD TRUMP IS STRIPPED OF THE GOP NOMINATION?

The #NeverTrump camp just won’t give it up. It’s obvious to all that the Republican Establishment is petrified of Donald Trump. And it appears they will do anything to keep him from the nomination he has fairly won through the primary process. According to the Washington Times: The dump-Trump forces may have received another opening last week when Mr. Priebus tapped Utah RNC member Enid Greene Mickelsen and Massachusetts RNC[Read More…]

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BUT CAN'T STOP TALKING!

BILL O’REILLY IS A TOTAL MORON!

AWD got rid of the ridiculously expensive DirecTV by paying off my indentured servitude contract off early. It is amazing how much better my life is without the crass, insulting tripe programming slimed upon us. I’m speaking of Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, of course. AWD is over at his girlfriend’s house while she cooks for me and brings me trinkets and beads. She has cable so I thought I’d[Read More…]

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO ALL DADS!

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO ALL DADS!

AWD just made a purchase at one of my local hang-outs. The guy behind the counter is a friend so I patiently waited for him to end his phone conversation. I could tell it was a family member calling for Father’s Day. When he ended the call he said, “It’s nice to hear from my son. Especially after all I’ve done for him!” AWD smiled and answered, “That’s our job.[Read More…]

ALIHU - HEEEEYYYYY!

MUSLIM IMAM: WHY DO GAYS KEEP LOOKING AT PICS OF MY PENIS ON GAY SOCIAL MEDIA?

Oh shama lama ding dong and a big Ramadan-a ding dong to you, infidel swine! The Imam comes to you to curse your infidelic ways! Islam will one day completely own the Great Satan. And not only the White House and Dearborn, Michigan like we do now. The Imam has been directed by the Grand Mufti Muhammad Ali’q a Diq to tell all infidels that: ALL YOUR FREEDOMS ARE BELONG[Read More…]

ALIHU SHUT THE HELL UP, PAUL RYAN!

WHO OWNS PAUL RYAN?

Paul Ryan began his career in Congress pretty well. He fought (unsuccessfully) to rein in out of control entitlement costs that are bankrupting America. Since then he has pretty much sucked at everything. After the Orlando murders of 49 people at the hands of the latest Muslim madman, Ryan said: “I do not think a Muslim ban is in our country’s interests. I do not think it’s reflective of our[Read More…]

WATCHER OF WEASELS FORUM

WATCHER OF WEASELS FORUM

AWD was asked to join the prestigious Watchers of Weasel Council. I must admit I’ve done a pretty crappy job of getting stuff submitted and on time. But I thought these worthy blogs would be a great opportunity to post some high quality writing in addition to the regular sub-standard slop posted by ye olde AWD hisself. I’ll be posting more of these in the coming weeks. Enjoy. Oh, and[Read More…]

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

Let the stupid begin! After the Muslim murder (redundancy alert!) of 50 people in Orlando, leftist idjits are predictably out in force showing their ignorance of firearms and calling for the banning of guns. Bernie Sanders, bless his little stupid socialist heart, called for making automatic firearms illegal. So did ‘Family Guy’ creator and stupid liberal guy Seth MacFarlane. Florida congressman and cave man Alan Grayson said in an interview[Read More…]