Libtard Of The Week

CHELSEA CLINTON: MY MOM – (FIRST DRAFT)

CHELSEA CLINTON: MY MOM – (FIRST DRAFT)

Dudes and Dudettes, AWD has received a draft of Chelsea Clinton’s latest appeal for contributions to her wonderful mom’s campaign from a hidden source high (why am I not surprised?) in the Clinton Foundation. Here are Chelsea’s remarks after reading the letter written by the Chinese government. Friend — Every day as I was growing up, I got to watch firsthand as my mom broke the law worked the system[Read More…]

HI BABE, IT’S ME, ANTHONY WEINER (CARLOS DANGER) @ THE #SEX REHAB MEETING

HI BABE, IT’S ME, ANTHONY WEINER (CARLOS DANGER) @ THE #SEX REHAB MEETING

So, Anthony Weiner is back at it. Here’s a Twitter text he sent several years ago the first time he got caught sexting photos of his man thing out to women. @lonelytrashywoman Hi babe, it’s me, Anthony. You know, Carlos Danger. Wanted to send u a quick tweet. U probably heard that I’m now in sex addiction rehab. I know, it sucks. Just texting the word “sucks” gets me so[Read More…]

THANKS FOR NOTHING, ARIZONA!

THANKS FOR NOTHING, ARIZONA!

The SRV’s (Stupid Republican Voters) of Arizona have once again cursed America for yet another 6 years. Last night, Juan McCain, the worst man in America, won his primary vote against Kelli Ward by…get this…4,251 votes. 4,251 lousy votes and Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Harry Reid would have lost their closest ally who pretends to be a Republican. Here’s the worst part you #NeverTrump and Gary Johnson morons out[Read More…]

SANDERS PURCHASED MONOPOLY FROM PARKER BROS AND HAS CHANGED THE NAME TO BERNOPOLY

BERNIE SANDERS BUYS THIRD HOUSE WITH PLANS TO BUY ALL OF VERMONT

Bernie Sanders, in stark contrast to his oft-stated socialist views, recently purchased his third home. Sanders recently bought a $600,000 lake house in North Hero, Vermont. Flush with Clinton Foundation and DNC money, Bernie has greater plans. Sanders Incorporated Vice President of Real Estate Acquisitions Anne Butkowski told AWD News Service: “Since the DNC Convention ended, Bernie has been going around like a crazy man buying up everything in sight.[Read More…]

ZERO POINT ZERO

STATE ATTORNEY MARILYN MOSBY PRETTY MUCH SUCKS AS AN ATTORNEY

Baltimore State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby pretty much sucks el grande uno as an attorney. Perhaps it’s not her fault. Maybe she missed class the day they taught law at her racist law school. Or perhaps she’s just the latest black social justice warrior trying to stick it to the police and ‘the man’ while she still has the full support of Imam Obama and Attorney General and Assistant Imam Loretta[Read More…]

UBER-PUNCHABLE FACE!

GEORGE WILL SAYS HE’S NO LONGER REPUBLICAN – YES, HE’S A PERFECT REPUBLICAN!

The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon.[Read More…]

WEEEE! I'M GONNA BE PRESIDENT!

HILLARY WILL RUN ON GUN CONTROL – KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!

Hillary is still feelin’ the Bern even though she and her corrupt DNC cronies have sewn her up for the Dim nomination. That old wild-eyed, tortured hippie Bernie just won’t play ball! Bernie would be smart to stay out of public parks at night. Hillary is desperate. Threats are moving in from every side. Plus the fact that everyone in America hates her guts will make it hard to give[Read More…]

MR ZUCK - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

HELP ME BUILD A BRIDGE, NOT A WALL, TO MARK ZUCKERBERG’S HOUSE

Mark Zuckerberg loves him some foreigners. Especially the illegal ones. He loves foreigners so much that he brings them to America to work instead of hiring his xenophobic American haters! Well, they’re probably racist, donchooknow? Zuckerberg, the ultra-rich man/boy who invented (supposedly) Facebook is all about “building bridges, not walls” to the unwashed Third World invaders of America. Who can blame the illegals since more than half get welfare and[Read More…]

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

AWD has been a fan of Paul Joseph Watson for some time. He brilliantly destroys the preposterous unwashed hordes of social justice warriors with a sharp intellect served up with plenty of snark. Coupled with his Englishter accent, his videos go on AWD’s must watch list. (Note: about the only time AWD likes Englishter accents is when they are on Englishter actors playing German officers in WWII movies. Congratulations, Paul!)[Read More…]

SAY IT LOUD, I'M A CRIP AND PROUD!

HILLARY’S PANDERING NOW INCLUDES STREET GANGS

This woman is absolutely amazing. Being President must be better than Huma Abedin’s boo-tay because Hillary’s embarrassment as a pandering politician trying to win the election knows no bounds. At least no bounds that any sentient adult would consider. We’ve heard the fake Southern accents. We’ve heard her fake black accents. We’ve watched her fumble around like a moron trying to board a subway. Not know how to use a[Read More…]

RAAAAALLLLLLPH!

THANKS, BONO! YOU CAN GO BACK TO SINGING CRAPPY POP SONGS NOW

Bono (I actually typed ‘Bobo’ but corrected it). I just don’t get it. Yeah, the singer for the vastly overrated and supremely sucky Irish band U2. Who elected this guy the supreme voice for every cause on Earth? Because, if there’s a cause, Bono is sure to show up and yack about it! He’s the Eurotrash version of Bruce Springsteen. Equally annoying but with a different fuzzy little foreigner accent![Read More…]

THE POPE SMOKES DOPE!

THIS POPE DOESN’T SEEM TO LIKE CHRISTIANS

How does one tell a Pope to STFU? Hey Pope! Shutteth the Hell Upeth? I’m trying to use that Bible-y talk there. One thing has become clear. This Pope Francis cat is annoying as hell. And, the more he talks, the more it’s clear he’s a leftist politician and not a religious leader. Pope Francis said in his trip to Me-hee-co that anyone who supports building walls cannot be a[Read More…]

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

Citizens of the Empire State, I humbly come before you this evening to announce a new law designed to protect you from gunmen armed with automatic assault rifles with those thingies you put the high-capacity bullets into. This new law will help keep our citizens safe from the plague of assault rifles. We do this because we’re Democrats. We care. But first, I want to admit that, in our haste[Read More…]

AN EVIL OLD ESTABLISHMENT CLOWN!

HERE’S YET ANOTHER REASON TO HATE JOHN MCCAIN!

How do we hate Arizona Senator Juan McPain? Let us count the ways! For one, McCain is a Democrat who masquerades as a Democrat. And the Democrat hits keep coming with him! Every week is a new low. John Nolte in Breitbart reports of McCain’s latest Establishment lunacy: Speaking to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, McCain once again proved that he had what it took to defeat Barack Obama but that he’d[Read More…]

EAT SH*T AND DIE, YOU FUZZY LITTLE FOREIGNER!

WHY DO YOU SUPPORT MOVIE ACTORS THAT DESPISE YOU AND YOUR RIGHTS?

As AWD has written on several occasions, I have very little respect for people who pretend for a living. Acting is one of the lowest-skilled occupations on the planet. Why do I say that? Because rappers become actors. And rappers are the second lowest skilled on the planet. But at least they can rhyme in rhythm, albeit profanely and without any intelligent meaning. 98 Hollyweird celebutard have written a letter[Read More…]

HOLLYWOOD ACTORS – LESS INTELLIGENCE THAN BROCCOLI

HOLLYWOOD ACTORS – LESS INTELLIGENCE THAN BROCCOLI

Well lookie here! Samuel L Jackson has opened his profane pie hole once again exposed he is a moron. Jackson’s a ghetto thug who has become famous because of his exemplary ability to say “mutha@#&*a” on film. Jackson announced his racism towards whites in 2008 he would vote for Obama because Obama is black. Now he shows the level of hatred he has for crackas. He is quoted in an[Read More…]

"AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM LIGHT ON THE @#&* STARCH!"

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM RETURNS TO FULL-TIME MANSERVANTRY

With an announcement that will be met with ‘huh?’ Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham announced to no one that he is halting his campaign to become the GOP nominee for 2016. The announcement is a huge surprise as Graham was polling at .5% nationally with Republican voters. Graham tweeted a message of thanks to his supporters: “Thank you to everyone who honored me with their support. (Both of you) God bless our[Read More…]

ES&D PAUL RYAN!

PAUL RYAN – MEET THE NEW SPEAKER, SAME AS THE OLD SPEAKER!

So after the political professional wrestling a few months ago in Washington that resulted in the resignation of John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner, the Republicans replaced Boehner with Boehner! Paul Boehner! New Speaker Paul Ryan appears to be Boehner on steroids after his $1.1 trillion spending bill was passed. Ryan, the head of the (so-called) loyal opposition gave Obama and the Democrats everything they wanted in the bill except repeal of[Read More…]

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

WHEN I THINK OF HILLARY, I THINK OF LOVE

Hillary is rebranding again. I guess the “it’s time we need a woman President” isn’t working too well since it’s debatable if Hillary is indeed female. I just threw up in my mouth. So now she’s running on love. No sh*t. Isn’t that wonderful? Hillary running on love. Kind of gets AWD all warm and tingly. An kind, aged, drunk grandmother reminding us all that love will win the day.[Read More…]

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

Libs are nothing if not predictable. And stupid. But they are amusing at times. Very small amounts of time. Michael the Moore has written a letter to Michigan Governor Rick Snyder criticizing Snyder’s declaration that Michigan will not allow Syrian refugees to enter the state after the tragic, but predictable attacks in Paris. Michael the Moore wrote: “I just wanted to let you know that, contrary to your declaration of[Read More…]