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CAN KELLI WARD STICK A FORK IN MCCAIN? POLLS SAY YES!!

Breitbart reported a recent Arizona poll shows Republican challenger Kelli Ward with a nine point advantage over Democrat John McCain. This news makes AWD as giddy as a little school girl. I will confess. I despise John McCain. I don’t care about his Viet Nam captivity. He has spent a lifetime since being the biggest douche bag in the Senate. I don’t like McCain. I don’t like his annoying liberal[Read More…]

SANDERS PURCHASED MONOPOLY FROM PARKER BROS AND HAS CHANGED THE NAME TO BERNOPOLY

BERNIE SANDERS BUYS THIRD HOUSE WITH PLANS TO BUY ALL OF VERMONT

Bernie Sanders, in stark contrast to his oft-stated socialist views, recently purchased his third home. Sanders recently bought a $600,000 lake house in North Hero, Vermont. Flush with Clinton Foundation and DNC money, Bernie has greater plans. Sanders Incorporated Vice President of Real Estate Acquisitions Anne Butkowski told AWD News Service: “Since the DNC Convention ended, Bernie has been going around like a crazy man buying up everything in sight.[Read More…]

LOUIE GOHMERT - TEXAN

DUDE OF THE WEEK – LOUIE GOHMERT

I’ll never forget the first time I met Louie Gohmert. It was in Phoenix back in 2010 for a Tea Party convention where he was scheduled to speak. I was sitting alone minding my own bidness when he pulled up a chair and asked where I was from. We spent about 20 minutes just talking about Texas, America, the Republican Party and such. He didn’t know I was AWD and[Read More…]

ZERO POINT ZERO

STATE ATTORNEY MARILYN MOSBY PRETTY MUCH SUCKS AS AN ATTORNEY

Baltimore State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby pretty much sucks el grande uno as an attorney. Perhaps it’s not her fault. Maybe she missed class the day they taught law at her racist law school. Or perhaps she’s just the latest black social justice warrior trying to stick it to the police and ‘the man’ while she still has the full support of Imam Obama and Attorney General and Assistant Imam Loretta[Read More…]

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE, TED!

TED CRUZ STEPS ON HIS EGO AT REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

AWD was unavoidably detained tonight and didn’t watch the GOP Convention. I have been disgusted by the way the Establishment has disrespected the man who won the Republican Primary fair and square. Many of the Establishment have chosen to stay away and not endorse Donald Trump. Screw them! Ted Cruz chose to disrespect Trump from the stage tonight. And with his speech, it appears Ted sealed his doom for ever[Read More…]

Jesse Williams: Slightly more black than Robin Williams

Jesse Williams and Japanese Genocide

I have caused some controversy at Angry White Dude by being exceptionally “racist” and “anti-Semitic.” I have violated the cardinal rule of modern conservatism, which is, Everything must always boil down to free markets and the Constitution. What I regularly assert, many have noticed, is that what everything actually boils down to is racial averages, racial identities and racial agendas. Where did I get this idea? I listened to our[Read More…]

UBER-PUNCHABLE FACE!

GEORGE WILL SAYS HE’S NO LONGER REPUBLICAN – YES, HE’S A PERFECT REPUBLICAN!

The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon.[Read More…]

ALIHU SHUT THE HELL UP, PAUL RYAN!

WHO OWNS PAUL RYAN?

Paul Ryan began his career in Congress pretty well. He fought (unsuccessfully) to rein in out of control entitlement costs that are bankrupting America. Since then he has pretty much sucked at everything. After the Orlando murders of 49 people at the hands of the latest Muslim madman, Ryan said: “I do not think a Muslim ban is in our country’s interests. I do not think it’s reflective of our[Read More…]

WEEEE! I'M GONNA BE PRESIDENT!

HILLARY WILL RUN ON GUN CONTROL – KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!

Hillary is still feelin’ the Bern even though she and her corrupt DNC cronies have sewn her up for the Dim nomination. That old wild-eyed, tortured hippie Bernie just won’t play ball! Bernie would be smart to stay out of public parks at night. Hillary is desperate. Threats are moving in from every side. Plus the fact that everyone in America hates her guts will make it hard to give[Read More…]

MR ZUCK - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

HELP ME BUILD A BRIDGE, NOT A WALL, TO MARK ZUCKERBERG’S HOUSE

Mark Zuckerberg loves him some foreigners. Especially the illegal ones. He loves foreigners so much that he brings them to America to work instead of hiring his xenophobic American haters! Well, they’re probably racist, donchooknow? Zuckerberg, the ultra-rich man/boy who invented (supposedly) Facebook is all about “building bridges, not walls” to the unwashed Third World invaders of America. Who can blame the illegals since more than half get welfare and[Read More…]

DONALD TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

DONALD TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

Donald Trump knocked a homer when he began his Foreign Policy speech with: It’s time to shake the rust off America’s foreign policy. It’s time to invite new voices and new visions into the fold, something we have to do. The direction I will outline today will also return us to a timeless principle. My foreign policy will always put the interests of the American people and American security above[Read More…]

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

AWD has been a fan of Paul Joseph Watson for some time. He brilliantly destroys the preposterous unwashed hordes of social justice warriors with a sharp intellect served up with plenty of snark. Coupled with his Englishter accent, his videos go on AWD’s must watch list. (Note: about the only time AWD likes Englishter accents is when they are on Englishter actors playing German officers in WWII movies. Congratulations, Paul!)[Read More…]

SAY IT LOUD, I'M A CRIP AND PROUD!

HILLARY’S PANDERING NOW INCLUDES STREET GANGS

This woman is absolutely amazing. Being President must be better than Huma Abedin’s boo-tay because Hillary’s embarrassment as a pandering politician trying to win the election knows no bounds. At least no bounds that any sentient adult would consider. We’ve heard the fake Southern accents. We’ve heard her fake black accents. We’ve watched her fumble around like a moron trying to board a subway. Not know how to use a[Read More…]

RAAAAALLLLLLPH!

THANKS, BONO! YOU CAN GO BACK TO SINGING CRAPPY POP SONGS NOW

Bono (I actually typed ‘Bobo’ but corrected it). I just don’t get it. Yeah, the singer for the vastly overrated and supremely sucky Irish band U2. Who elected this guy the supreme voice for every cause on Earth? Because, if there’s a cause, Bono is sure to show up and yack about it! He’s the Eurotrash version of Bruce Springsteen. Equally annoying but with a different fuzzy little foreigner accent![Read More…]

SO LONG HONOR AND DIGNITY!

MITT ROMNEY EPITOMIZES THE REASON FOR DONALD TRUMP’S SUCCESS!

Interesting that Mitt Romney would try to pick up a knife for the first time in his pampered life to fight against a street fighter who has sliced, diced, and circumcised more guts than an ISIS imam. This will not turn out well for Romney. He has forever committed political suicide by unwisely attacking the greatest knife-fighter in American political history. Here’s Romney’s Waterloo: Romney even sunk as low to[Read More…]

BETTER HURRY BEFORE TRUMP'S ELECTED!

WHAT THE REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT SHOULD LEARN FROM JEB’S BEAT DOWN

Last night was the final breath of a campaign that should have never begun. El Jeb Bush, champion to illegal aliens said “adios” to wasting more of our time and tens of millions of his Establishment donors. Somewhere over the years of capitulation and collapse of traditional Republican principles, the Establishment missed the 800 pound Michael Moore in the room that tells them the Republican base is pissed! El Jeb[Read More…]

THE POPE SMOKES DOPE!

THIS POPE DOESN’T SEEM TO LIKE CHRISTIANS

How does one tell a Pope to STFU? Hey Pope! Shutteth the Hell Upeth? I’m trying to use that Bible-y talk there. One thing has become clear. This Pope Francis cat is annoying as hell. And, the more he talks, the more it’s clear he’s a leftist politician and not a religious leader. Pope Francis said in his trip to Me-hee-co that anyone who supports building walls cannot be a[Read More…]

DON'T SCREW AROUND WITH THIS GUY!

CAPT. CLAY HIGGINS LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN TO STREET GANGS!

It’s about damn time law enforcement quit blaming guns for crime like they do in Chicago and started calling out the punks in the streets! Lousiana is laying down the law on gang thugs through the voice of Captain Clay Higgins. He is joined by law enforcement and community leaders because PEOPLE ARE SICK OF THIS SH*T! Watch this! Law abiding Americans have been gunning up over the past several[Read More…]

SPEAKING TRUTH TO IGNORANCE - BEN SHAPIRO

DUDE OF THE WEEK – BEN SHAPIRO

Ben Shapiro has recently been traveling to America’s colleges facing off in debates with #BlackLivesMatter and other assorted leftists. Predictably, he has been shouted down by the excitable leftists in an attempt to silence him. Note to excitable leftists and #BlackLivesMatter: Call in sick the day you go up against Shapiro in a debate. You’re gonna lose. It’s worth your while to watch this and you’ll see the difference between[Read More…]

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

Citizens of the Empire State, I humbly come before you this evening to announce a new law designed to protect you from gunmen armed with automatic assault rifles with those thingies you put the high-capacity bullets into. This new law will help keep our citizens safe from the plague of assault rifles. We do this because we’re Democrats. We care. But first, I want to admit that, in our haste[Read More…]