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CHELSEA CLINTON: MY MOM – (FIRST DRAFT)

CHELSEA CLINTON: MY MOM – (FIRST DRAFT)

Dudes and Dudettes, AWD has received a draft of Chelsea Clinton’s latest appeal for contributions to her wonderful mom’s campaign from a hidden source high (why am I not surprised?) in the Clinton Foundation. Here are Chelsea’s remarks after reading the letter written by the Chinese government. Friend — Every day as I was growing up, I got to watch firsthand as my mom broke the law worked the system[Read More…]

CRUZ WAVES GOODBYE TO HIS POLITICAL CAREER AT RNC CONVENTION

TED CRUZ ENDORSES TRUMP TO AVOID #NeverTED!

AWD likes liked Ted Cruz. I was Ted when Ted wasn’t cool. I mean, more uncool than he is these days. Readers will know AWD endorsed and supported Cruz during the early days of the Republican primary. That was before Ted ran the most disastrous campaign in the history of disastrous campaigns and showed his true colors. Ted is in deep Dukakis and he knows it. Hence the last-minute endorsement[Read More…]

OOPS!

OH, SO NOW YOU’RE GOING TO VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP, MARK LEVIN?

The Great One, lol. Mark Levin is one of the most annoying radio personalities this side of Michael Savage after a three-day drunk. In fact, he sounds like a drunken dwarf on the air. “Shut up, ya big dope!” Brilliant stuff, Levin. Brilliant. After months of trashing Donald Trump, Levin the radio talk show host has finally seen the light. Or, more accurately, has seen that having a radio talk[Read More…]

HI BABE, IT’S ME, ANTHONY WEINER (CARLOS DANGER) @ THE #SEX REHAB MEETING

HI BABE, IT’S ME, ANTHONY WEINER (CARLOS DANGER) @ THE #SEX REHAB MEETING

So, Anthony Weiner is back at it. Here’s a Twitter text he sent several years ago the first time he got caught sexting photos of his man thing out to women. @lonelytrashywoman Hi babe, it’s me, Anthony. You know, Carlos Danger. Wanted to send u a quick tweet. U probably heard that I’m now in sex addiction rehab. I know, it sucks. Just texting the word “sucks” gets me so[Read More…]

THANKS FOR NOTHING, ARIZONA!

THANKS FOR NOTHING, ARIZONA!

The SRV’s (Stupid Republican Voters) of Arizona have once again cursed America for yet another 6 years. Last night, Juan McCain, the worst man in America, won his primary vote against Kelli Ward by…get this…4,251 votes. 4,251 lousy votes and Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Harry Reid would have lost their closest ally who pretends to be a Republican. Here’s the worst part you #NeverTrump and Gary Johnson morons out[Read More…]

ES&D!

CAN KELLI WARD STICK A FORK IN MCCAIN? POLLS SAY YES!!

Breitbart reported a recent Arizona poll shows Republican challenger Kelli Ward with a nine point advantage over Democrat John McCain. This news makes AWD as giddy as a little school girl. I will confess. I despise John McCain. I don’t care about his Viet Nam captivity. He has spent a lifetime since being the biggest douche bag in the Senate. I don’t like McCain. I don’t like his annoying liberal[Read More…]

SANDERS PURCHASED MONOPOLY FROM PARKER BROS AND HAS CHANGED THE NAME TO BERNOPOLY

BERNIE SANDERS BUYS THIRD HOUSE WITH PLANS TO BUY ALL OF VERMONT

Bernie Sanders, in stark contrast to his oft-stated socialist views, recently purchased his third home. Sanders recently bought a $600,000 lake house in North Hero, Vermont. Flush with Clinton Foundation and DNC money, Bernie has greater plans. Sanders Incorporated Vice President of Real Estate Acquisitions Anne Butkowski told AWD News Service: “Since the DNC Convention ended, Bernie has been going around like a crazy man buying up everything in sight.[Read More…]

LOUIE GOHMERT - TEXAN

DUDE OF THE WEEK – LOUIE GOHMERT

I’ll never forget the first time I met Louie Gohmert. It was in Phoenix back in 2010 for a Tea Party convention where he was scheduled to speak. I was sitting alone minding my own bidness when he pulled up a chair and asked where I was from. We spent about 20 minutes just talking about Texas, America, the Republican Party and such. He didn’t know I was AWD and[Read More…]

ZERO POINT ZERO

STATE ATTORNEY MARILYN MOSBY PRETTY MUCH SUCKS AS AN ATTORNEY

Baltimore State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby pretty much sucks el grande uno as an attorney. Perhaps it’s not her fault. Maybe she missed class the day they taught law at her racist law school. Or perhaps she’s just the latest black social justice warrior trying to stick it to the police and ‘the man’ while she still has the full support of Imam Obama and Attorney General and Assistant Imam Loretta[Read More…]

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE, TED!

TED CRUZ STEPS ON HIS EGO AT REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

AWD was unavoidably detained tonight and didn’t watch the GOP Convention. I have been disgusted by the way the Establishment has disrespected the man who won the Republican Primary fair and square. Many of the Establishment have chosen to stay away and not endorse Donald Trump. Screw them! Ted Cruz chose to disrespect Trump from the stage tonight. And with his speech, it appears Ted sealed his doom for ever[Read More…]

Jesse Williams: Slightly more black than Robin Williams

Jesse Williams and Japanese Genocide

I have caused some controversy at Angry White Dude by being exceptionally “racist” and “anti-Semitic.” I have violated the cardinal rule of modern conservatism, which is, Everything must always boil down to free markets and the Constitution. What I regularly assert, many have noticed, is that what everything actually boils down to is racial averages, racial identities and racial agendas. Where did I get this idea? I listened to our[Read More…]

UBER-PUNCHABLE FACE!

GEORGE WILL SAYS HE’S NO LONGER REPUBLICAN – YES, HE’S A PERFECT REPUBLICAN!

The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon.[Read More…]

ALIHU SHUT THE HELL UP, PAUL RYAN!

WHO OWNS PAUL RYAN?

Paul Ryan began his career in Congress pretty well. He fought (unsuccessfully) to rein in out of control entitlement costs that are bankrupting America. Since then he has pretty much sucked at everything. After the Orlando murders of 49 people at the hands of the latest Muslim madman, Ryan said: “I do not think a Muslim ban is in our country’s interests. I do not think it’s reflective of our[Read More…]

WEEEE! I'M GONNA BE PRESIDENT!

HILLARY WILL RUN ON GUN CONTROL – KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!

Hillary is still feelin’ the Bern even though she and her corrupt DNC cronies have sewn her up for the Dim nomination. That old wild-eyed, tortured hippie Bernie just won’t play ball! Bernie would be smart to stay out of public parks at night. Hillary is desperate. Threats are moving in from every side. Plus the fact that everyone in America hates her guts will make it hard to give[Read More…]

MR ZUCK - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

HELP ME BUILD A BRIDGE, NOT A WALL, TO MARK ZUCKERBERG’S HOUSE

Mark Zuckerberg loves him some foreigners. Especially the illegal ones. He loves foreigners so much that he brings them to America to work instead of hiring his xenophobic American haters! Well, they’re probably racist, donchooknow? Zuckerberg, the ultra-rich man/boy who invented (supposedly) Facebook is all about “building bridges, not walls” to the unwashed Third World invaders of America. Who can blame the illegals since more than half get welfare and[Read More…]

DONALD TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

DONALD TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

Donald Trump knocked a homer when he began his Foreign Policy speech with: It’s time to shake the rust off America’s foreign policy. It’s time to invite new voices and new visions into the fold, something we have to do. The direction I will outline today will also return us to a timeless principle. My foreign policy will always put the interests of the American people and American security above[Read More…]

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

AWD has been a fan of Paul Joseph Watson for some time. He brilliantly destroys the preposterous unwashed hordes of social justice warriors with a sharp intellect served up with plenty of snark. Coupled with his Englishter accent, his videos go on AWD’s must watch list. (Note: about the only time AWD likes Englishter accents is when they are on Englishter actors playing German officers in WWII movies. Congratulations, Paul!)[Read More…]

SAY IT LOUD, I'M A CRIP AND PROUD!

HILLARY’S PANDERING NOW INCLUDES STREET GANGS

This woman is absolutely amazing. Being President must be better than Huma Abedin’s boo-tay because Hillary’s embarrassment as a pandering politician trying to win the election knows no bounds. At least no bounds that any sentient adult would consider. We’ve heard the fake Southern accents. We’ve heard her fake black accents. We’ve watched her fumble around like a moron trying to board a subway. Not know how to use a[Read More…]

RAAAAALLLLLLPH!

THANKS, BONO! YOU CAN GO BACK TO SINGING CRAPPY POP SONGS NOW

Bono (I actually typed ‘Bobo’ but corrected it). I just don’t get it. Yeah, the singer for the vastly overrated and supremely sucky Irish band U2. Who elected this guy the supreme voice for every cause on Earth? Because, if there’s a cause, Bono is sure to show up and yack about it! He’s the Eurotrash version of Bruce Springsteen. Equally annoying but with a different fuzzy little foreigner accent![Read More…]

SO LONG HONOR AND DIGNITY!

MITT ROMNEY EPITOMIZES THE REASON FOR DONALD TRUMP’S SUCCESS!

Interesting that Mitt Romney would try to pick up a knife for the first time in his pampered life to fight against a street fighter who has sliced, diced, and circumcised more guts than an ISIS imam. This will not turn out well for Romney. He has forever committed political suicide by unwisely attacking the greatest knife-fighter in American political history. Here’s Romney’s Waterloo: Romney even sunk as low to[Read More…]