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DEMOCRATS DOUBLE DOWN ON STUPID!

Bless their little stupid, socialist hearts! The Democrat Party just got beaten like a red-headed mule in the last election by eating a steady diet of industrial strength stupid over the past 8 years. So what do they do to correct their problems? Go back for seconds! The Democrat Party has done every damn thing in it’s power to alienate the majority of voters in Americans. Normal, white people. They’ve[Read More…]

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, WITCH?

NORMAL WHITE PEOPLE HAVE LEFT THE DEMOCRAT PARTY

Democrats and media types (but I repeat myself) are trying to comprehend the reason Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump. It’s all there in front of them but they’d prefer to ignore the massive mountain of evidence and call the majority of American voters racist and sexist. Oh, and homophobic. Oh, and Islamphobic. Oh, and anti-Illegal Immigration. Oh, and deplorable. Oh, and you get the picture. Here’s a clue, little[Read More…]

TIME'S UP!

I’M SO BORED WITH THE USA!

You know, the song “I’m So Bored With The USA” by the Clash used to piss me off. I mean, who are a bunch of pasty Englishters whose ass we’ve pulled out of the fire more than a few times to say they’re bored with America? I never thought I’d find myself of the same mindset a few decades later. It grows more difficult to write about the presidential election[Read More…]

MAYBE IT’S TIME FOR SOME MACROAGGRESSIONS!

MAYBE IT’S TIME FOR SOME MACROAGGRESSIONS!

What a bunch of p*ssies we’ve raised as a nation. Where the mere sight of a Trump sticker sends middle-class socialist brats in universities into little hissy fits! Where a man acting like a man and not some Kansas City queer gives liberals the vapors. Where the mere sight of a Confederate flag in the South brings tears and fainting spells. These so-called offensive things are called micro-aggressions by worthless[Read More…]

GOOT JIHADIS WHO AIN'T NEVAH DONE NUFFIN' WRONG!

I PREFER NOT TO GO TO WAR WITH RUSSIA OVER SYRIA!

Know the most stupid idea of all time? President Hillary Clinton. Know the second most stupid idea of all time? WWIII with Russia over a bunch of wild-eyed Muslim terrorists in Syria! Answer me this. Why would or should I give one little damn about Syria or Syrians? Since we’re importing tens of thousands of them into the modern world in America, there must be a real good reason. Oh,[Read More…]

SURE, COME ON IN!

MUSLIM IMMIGRATION – PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES

Hey, that rattlesnake I just picked up bit me! Oops another couple Muslim immigrants to the Great Satan was involved in terrorist attacks. Yawn. Save the false outrage and stern threats, Hillary and Imam Obama, this blood at the hands of Muslims is once again on you! And please don’t tell me “this is not who we are” when we rail against the Religion of Murder for the savage cult[Read More…]

PAUL RYAN - DEMOCRAT

WILL REAL CONSERVATIVES SUPPORT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AGAIN AFTER THIS ELECTION?

Conservative (real conservatives) can thank Donald Trump for one great deed. He exposed the Republican ilk called the Establishment for what they are. The Republican Establishment can no longer call themselves conservatives and they no longer have anywhere to hide. They are globalist cockroaches exposed to the light. The GOP Establishment (McConnell, Ryan, Romney, McCain, Bush family, etc) have made it perfectly clear they do not respect the will of[Read More…]

THESE JOKES EMBARRASS THE US NAVY!

IRAN KICKS SAND IN OBAMA’S FACE. AGAIN.

You know, if you’re going to be President of the United States, at least pretend you’re looking out for your country every now and then. We know Obama as sided with Muslim countries as he promised in his book but his payback has been to be humiliated by his Imam buddies again and again. You’d think that $400 million would have bought Obama a few favors. Today, Iran sent four[Read More…]

RIO OLYMPICS – IT’S NOT FAIR TO GIVE ONLY THE BEST ATHLETES GOLD MEDALS!

RIO OLYMPICS – IT’S NOT FAIR TO GIVE ONLY THE BEST ATHLETES GOLD MEDALS!

Even while we all love living in our multi-cultural diverse cornucopia of equality, for some reason the Olympics are allowed to focus solely on athletic achievement! Only three athletes are awarded medals in each sport. What about those who don’t win? How’s that supposed to make them feel? That is sooooo 20th Century! Oh, and racist. Why should athletes like American swimmer Michael Phelps be allowed to win 22 gold[Read More…]

QUIT RUINING MY LIFE, VAN MORRISON!

AWD’S MISH MASH OF TRASH – OPEN POST

AWD has been thinking about everything but then again I’ve been thinking about nothing (h/t Suicidal Tendencies). So I thought I’d try some new tricks around here and write just what came to mind about whatever comes to mind. Whatever the hell that means. My mind is fried because I rode my new Harley sled today around town in the 100 degree Texas heat. I have such a great tan[Read More…]

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT CLUTCHING PEARLS OVER TRUMP – NATURALLY!

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT CLUTCHING PEARLS OVER TRUMP – NATURALLY!

The only group that doesn’t want to see Donald Trump elected more than the Democrats is the wussypants Republican Party. With the Democrat/Mainstream Propaganda Media liberal hit squads running 24/7 against Trump, the wussypants GOP are glad to do their part to also destroy him. Today’s news cycle is full of how the GOP is in panic mode over Trump’s disastrous campaign and his unforced errors against a Sharia pushing[Read More…]

KHAN AND SILENT KHAN

WHY ARE SO MANY REPUBLICANS WUSSES?

On the way to work to engage in bloody battle to the death in the cutthroat industry of plumbing and bathroom fixtures today, AWD tuned in a local so-called conservative radio talk show host. The host was criticizing Donald Trump’s response to Hillary’s newest besets buddy, the Muslim guy Khan. That’s Khan the Muslim who trashed Trump at the DNC Convention and not the Star Trek Khan (who was pretty[Read More…]

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

Come on over, Muhammad. Whole lotta rapin’ going on! Here’s a repost to help those selfless multiculturalists in Europastan who are getting raped by their new Muslim neighbors more than a Clinton intern! As usual, AWD has the solution. We all know how frustrating it can be getting gang raped by Muslim refugees! With our busy schedules, who has the time? Not to mention the cost of replacing ripped clothing[Read More…]

Repost: Human Sacrifices to an Insatiable God

Repost: Human Sacrifices to an Insatiable God

We peasants cannot fathom the divine glory of god Diversity, and so should welcome our slaughter in her name.

The British are Coming Going!

The British are Coming Going!

By: LIAM THE ENGLISHTER “The yells and yammering, jibbering and jabbering; howls, growls and curses; shrieking and skriking that followed were beyond description. Several hundred wild cats and wolves being roasted slowly alive together would not have compared with it.” The above is taken from “The Hobbit” by J.R.R Tolkien (God bless and keep his beautiful soul), and describes the panic among a group of evil Goblins when the forces[Read More…]

ANGELA MERKEL SEEKS VORLD DOMINATION

ANGELA MERKEL: VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU STAY IN ZIE EU!

Left-wing globalists are no fun! They’re so damn predictable! All you have to do is read 1984 and you know all there is to know about the European Union elite running that cluster you-know-what! After the UK’s vote to make like a hockey stick and get the hell out of there (wait! I didn’t tell that right), Adolf Merkel says zie EU must forbid other European Union member from fleeing[Read More…]

UBER-PUNCHABLE FACE!

GEORGE WILL SAYS HE’S NO LONGER REPUBLICAN – YES, HE’S A PERFECT REPUBLICAN!

The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon.[Read More…]

ALIHU - HEEEEYYYYY!

MUSLIM IMAM: WHY DO GAYS KEEP LOOKING AT PICS OF MY PENIS ON GAY SOCIAL MEDIA?

Oh shama lama ding dong and a big Ramadan-a ding dong to you, infidel swine! The Imam comes to you to curse your infidelic ways! Islam will one day completely own the Great Satan. And not only the White House and Dearborn, Michigan like we do now. The Imam has been directed by the Grand Mufti Muhammad Ali’q a Diq to tell all infidels that: ALL YOUR FREEDOMS ARE BELONG[Read More…]

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

This post was written by a good friend of AWD’s. He emailed it to me and I consider it worthy of publishing at this fine institution of worthy publishing. Sh*t! I messed that up. But you know what I mean. Enjoy. Oh, and he really is a bad-ass magician! He does magic tricks that will turn your ass white! As a Magician, I rely – when working with Cards, Coins,[Read More…]

ALIHU SHUT THE HELL UP, PAUL RYAN!

WHO OWNS PAUL RYAN?

Paul Ryan began his career in Congress pretty well. He fought (unsuccessfully) to rein in out of control entitlement costs that are bankrupting America. Since then he has pretty much sucked at everything. After the Orlando murders of 49 people at the hands of the latest Muslim madman, Ryan said: “I do not think a Muslim ban is in our country’s interests. I do not think it’s reflective of our[Read More…]