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THESE JOKES EMBARRASS THE US NAVY!

IRAN KICKS SAND IN OBAMA’S FACE. AGAIN.

You know, if you’re going to be President of the United States, at least pretend you’re looking out for your country every now and then. We know Obama as sided with Muslim countries as he promised in his book but his payback has been to be humiliated by his Imam buddies again and again. You’d think that $400 million would have bought Obama a few favors. Today, Iran sent four[Read More…]

RIO OLYMPICS – IT’S NOT FAIR TO GIVE ONLY THE BEST ATHLETES GOLD MEDALS!

RIO OLYMPICS – IT’S NOT FAIR TO GIVE ONLY THE BEST ATHLETES GOLD MEDALS!

Even while we all love living in our multi-cultural diverse cornucopia of equality, for some reason the Olympics are allowed to focus solely on athletic achievement! Only three athletes are awarded medals in each sport. What about those who don’t win? How’s that supposed to make them feel? That is sooooo 20th Century! Oh, and racist. Why should athletes like American swimmer Michael Phelps be allowed to win 22 gold[Read More…]

QUIT RUINING MY LIFE, VAN MORRISON!

AWD’S MISH MASH OF TRASH – OPEN POST

AWD has been thinking about everything but then again I’ve been thinking about nothing (h/t Suicidal Tendencies). So I thought I’d try some new tricks around here and write just what came to mind about whatever comes to mind. Whatever the hell that means. My mind is fried because I rode my new Harley sled today around town in the 100 degree Texas heat. I have such a great tan[Read More…]

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT CLUTCHING PEARLS OVER TRUMP – NATURALLY!

WUSSYPANTS REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT CLUTCHING PEARLS OVER TRUMP – NATURALLY!

The only group that doesn’t want to see Donald Trump elected more than the Democrats is the wussypants Republican Party. With the Democrat/Mainstream Propaganda Media liberal hit squads running 24/7 against Trump, the wussypants GOP are glad to do their part to also destroy him. Today’s news cycle is full of how the GOP is in panic mode over Trump’s disastrous campaign and his unforced errors against a Sharia pushing[Read More…]

KHAN AND SILENT KHAN

WHY ARE SO MANY REPUBLICANS WUSSES?

On the way to work to engage in bloody battle to the death in the cutthroat industry of plumbing and bathroom fixtures today, AWD tuned in a local so-called conservative radio talk show host. The host was criticizing Donald Trump’s response to Hillary’s newest besets buddy, the Muslim guy Khan. That’s Khan the Muslim who trashed Trump at the DNC Convention and not the Star Trek Khan (who was pretty[Read More…]

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

Come on over, Muhammad. Whole lotta rapin’ going on! Here’s a repost to help those selfless multiculturalists in Europastan who are getting raped by their new Muslim neighbors more than a Clinton intern! As usual, AWD has the solution. We all know how frustrating it can be getting gang raped by Muslim refugees! With our busy schedules, who has the time? Not to mention the cost of replacing ripped clothing[Read More…]

Repost: Human Sacrifices to an Insatiable God

Repost: Human Sacrifices to an Insatiable God

We peasants cannot fathom the divine glory of god Diversity, and so should welcome our slaughter in her name.

The British are Coming Going!

The British are Coming Going!

By: LIAM THE ENGLISHTER “The yells and yammering, jibbering and jabbering; howls, growls and curses; shrieking and skriking that followed were beyond description. Several hundred wild cats and wolves being roasted slowly alive together would not have compared with it.” The above is taken from “The Hobbit” by J.R.R Tolkien (God bless and keep his beautiful soul), and describes the panic among a group of evil Goblins when the forces[Read More…]

ANGELA MERKEL SEEKS VORLD DOMINATION

ANGELA MERKEL: VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU STAY IN ZIE EU!

Left-wing globalists are no fun! They’re so damn predictable! All you have to do is read 1984 and you know all there is to know about the European Union elite running that cluster you-know-what! After the UK’s vote to make like a hockey stick and get the hell out of there (wait! I didn’t tell that right), Adolf Merkel says zie EU must forbid other European Union member from fleeing[Read More…]

UBER-PUNCHABLE FACE!

GEORGE WILL SAYS HE’S NO LONGER REPUBLICAN – YES, HE’S A PERFECT REPUBLICAN!

The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon.[Read More…]

ALIHU - HEEEEYYYYY!

MUSLIM IMAM: WHY DO GAYS KEEP LOOKING AT PICS OF MY PENIS ON GAY SOCIAL MEDIA?

Oh shama lama ding dong and a big Ramadan-a ding dong to you, infidel swine! The Imam comes to you to curse your infidelic ways! Islam will one day completely own the Great Satan. And not only the White House and Dearborn, Michigan like we do now. The Imam has been directed by the Grand Mufti Muhammad Ali’q a Diq to tell all infidels that: ALL YOUR FREEDOMS ARE BELONG[Read More…]

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

This post was written by a good friend of AWD’s. He emailed it to me and I consider it worthy of publishing at this fine institution of worthy publishing. Sh*t! I messed that up. But you know what I mean. Enjoy. Oh, and he really is a bad-ass magician! He does magic tricks that will turn your ass white! As a Magician, I rely – when working with Cards, Coins,[Read More…]

ALIHU SHUT THE HELL UP, PAUL RYAN!

WHO OWNS PAUL RYAN?

Paul Ryan began his career in Congress pretty well. He fought (unsuccessfully) to rein in out of control entitlement costs that are bankrupting America. Since then he has pretty much sucked at everything. After the Orlando murders of 49 people at the hands of the latest Muslim madman, Ryan said: “I do not think a Muslim ban is in our country’s interests. I do not think it’s reflective of our[Read More…]

AWD’S THOUGHTS ON THE ORLANDO MURDERS

AWD’S THOUGHTS ON THE ORLANDO MURDERS

SHOCKED! Another Muslim committed mass murder on American soil. NOT SHOCKED! Liberals are calling for gun control. REALITY! Muslims bring nothing to the world except rape, murder, and destruction. FACT! American government is totally to blame for allowing Muslims to enter America. FACT 2! The importation of savage Muslims to America is totally by design. AWD has asked since the World Trade Center was first bombed in 1993, why are[Read More…]

LOSER

GOP ESTABLISHMENT HATRED OF DONALD TRUMP – THAT MITT AIN’T RIGHT!

Regular readers of AWD know one of my favorite sayings is “that sh*t ain’t right!” Regarding the over-the-top hatred of Donald Trump by the Republican Establishment wussypants, there is a whole hell of a lot of sh*t that ain’t right. Even wimpy ‘nice guy’ Mitt Romney has pulled out his gold-plated knives on Trump. In an interview on CNN, Romney said: “I don’t want to see trickle-down racism,” Romney said[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY – WILL TRUMP SUPPORTERS MEET ANTI-TRUMP THUGS WITH FORCE?

QUESTION OF THE DAY – WILL TRUMP SUPPORTERS MEET ANTI-TRUMP THUGS WITH FORCE?

AWD believes Donald Trump is holding rallies in Blue State hellholes to generate videos like this: The hellhole formerly known as California is a Democrat stronghold and Trump has no chance of winning there. So why would he hold a rally in San Jose? Or other rallies in large Blue State hellhole cities like Los Angeles, San Jose, Chicago, etc. Because he knows there will be a lot of illegal[Read More…]

OK! YOU CONVINCED ME!

THOSE VEGANS REALLY KNOW HOW TO WIN PEOPLE TO THEIR CAUSE!

AWD must confess. I didn’t realize until a few years ago that Vegans were not a space civilization on Star Trek. I still don’t understand the entire patois (I think that’s a French word but don’t know what it means…it just came to mind) of the Vegan lifestyle thang. I think they love animals and hate people. And they want to control what you eat. So from that information, we[Read More…]

DONALD TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

DONALD TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

Donald Trump knocked a homer when he began his Foreign Policy speech with: It’s time to shake the rust off America’s foreign policy. It’s time to invite new voices and new visions into the fold, something we have to do. The direction I will outline today will also return us to a timeless principle. My foreign policy will always put the interests of the American people and American security above[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD AMERICAN SPECIAL OPERATORS BE SENT TO SYRIA?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD AMERICAN SPECIAL OPERATORS BE SENT TO SYRIA?

“Let me make this perfectly clear, there will be no American boots on the ground in Syria.” And “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.” And “The ACA will lower health care costs for the average family by $2500.” You get the picture. Obama is doing what he said he wouldn’t by sending US special forces to Syria. Maybe the Special Forces can keep their doctors. Ostensively[Read More…]

OBAMA’S FACE TO GRACE THE NEW $3 BILL

OBAMA’S FACE TO GRACE THE NEW $3 BILL

As one of his many final FU’s to America before leaving office, Imam Obama is going to put all his heroes on our money! Betting money is all of them will be either black or leftists. But I repeat myself. Union spy and escaped slave Harriet Tubman is replacing old cracka Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. It’s reported Obama is pushing to put Martin Luther King or some black[Read More…]