T.E.A. Party

CONTRIBUTE TO WIN CHANCE TO DINE PERSONALLY WITH ANGRY WHITE DUDE!

CONTRIBUTE TO WIN CHANCE TO DINE PERSONALLY WITH ANGRY WHITE DUDE!

Saw this over at iotwReport.com. Some Maryland cat named Ian Hawes has made over $1 cash American by selling off the chance to have dinner with Donald Trump. Sounds fair enough. However, it’s a scam. This Hawes guy isn’t affiliated with Trump or his campaign! The fine print says you’ll only get two tickets to a Donald Trump event. Something you could do on your own by donating directly to[Read More…]

PAUL RYAN - DEMOCRAT

WILL REAL CONSERVATIVES SUPPORT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AGAIN AFTER THIS ELECTION?

Conservative (real conservatives) can thank Donald Trump for one great deed. He exposed the Republican ilk called the Establishment for what they are. The Republican Establishment can no longer call themselves conservatives and they no longer have anywhere to hide. They are globalist cockroaches exposed to the light. The GOP Establishment (McConnell, Ryan, Romney, McCain, Bush family, etc) have made it perfectly clear they do not respect the will of[Read More…]

RINOs, Cucks, Neocons and Trumpism

RINOs, Cucks, Neocons and Trumpism

The term RINO, an acronym for “Republican in name only,” got traction with the rise of the Tea Party. The slur refers almost exclusively to politicians or other party operatives who bill themselves as Republicans—which is to say, conservatives—but whose key policy preferences always turn out to be left-leaning. Any number of Republican members of Congress could serve as prime RINO specimens. Lindsay Graham might be the all time best[Read More…]

I TRIED TO CRUSH DONALD LIKE THE EVIL BUG HE IS!

TED CRUZ SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ANGRY WHITE DUDE!

Glenn Beck can eat again and hopefully Rafael Cruz will receive a prophecy that Donald Trump will destroy Our Corrupt Lady of the Cankles in November. Ted Cruz dropped out of the race last night. Now Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham can enjoy a nice wine spritzer in celebration. Here’s the deal. It wasn’t Ted’s year. AWD reported this last Fall. No one expected Donald Trump coming along and resonating with the[Read More…]

DENNIS HASTERT – THE SCARY, CORRUPT, PERVERTED FACE OF THE MODERN REPUBLICAN PARTY

DENNIS HASTERT – THE SCARY, CORRUPT, PERVERTED FACE OF THE MODERN REPUBLICAN PARTY

I thought about using the title “Dennis Hastert – Portrait Of A Perverted Corruptocrat” but changed my mind when the thought crossed my mind that Dennis Hastert is the poster boy of the modern Republican Party. The corrupt, perverted, despicable Republican Party. Sure, I know the Democrats are the same or worse but the Republican Party was always supposed to stand for values we conservatives hold sacred. Small government, low[Read More…]

Ted Cruz’s True Colors

Ted Cruz’s True Colors

Some are confused by Ted Cruz taking the side of the violent, brainwashed degenerates who shut down Trump’s Chicago rally. The reality is that this is simply the ever-present, calculating lowlife—the real Ted—coming into view. For many, Ted Cruz’s political posturing has always raised red flags. In an era of Tea Party and libertarian insurgency, he emerged with just the right viewpoints to advance his career. Before that, he had[Read More…]

POTUS

ARE THE REPUBLICAN LONG KNIVES ABOUT TO COME OUT FOR TRUMP?

Donald Trump is basically a shoo-in for the GOP nomination at this point. After Super Tuesday, it will be all over but the the crying for Cruz and con man Rubio. Trump has caught fire with America and cannot be stopped. Or can he? AWD saw this video on a friends Facebook page today and wanted to share. The information, if legit, is fascinating. And amazing! And it shows the[Read More…]

HMMM....WHAT CAN I NOT DO TODAY?

SEND ESTABLISHMENT PETE SESSIONS TO DISNEYWORLD – ELECT RUSS RAMSLAND!

When Pete Sessions was elected to Congress waaaaayyyy back in 1996, he drove a pickup filled with horse manure to signify the stench of Washington. He was going to fix things and make it all better for Texans in his district. Yeah, right. Now 20 years later, Sessions is one of the lifelong GOP Establishment and is part of the DC stench. To make matters even worse, Sessions doesn’t even[Read More…]

Understanding Right-Wing Infiltrators

Understanding Right-Wing Infiltrators

The methodology of the infiltrator is not complicated. They say the right things. They have an uncanny ability, even, to say what you’re thinking. Through their impressive rhetoric and grandiose gestures, they gain your trust and become a vital part of your political activism and your worldview. You learn to rely on them, and you feel better knowing that such a clever person is fighting on your side. Then, when[Read More…]

PREDICTION: SARAH PALIN WINS MISS UNIVERSE 2017

SARAH PALIN ENDORSES SARAH PALIN

Sarah Palin is a politician. Which means she is an opportunist. Palin figured out long ago it’s more lucrative to sit on the sidelines and make crappy TV shows about Sarah Palin than remain in public service. Today Sarah Palin endorsed a new Sarah Palin reality show Donald Trump. But, in reality, Palin endorsed Sarah Palin. AWD would have loved to be a drone on the wall listening to the[Read More…]

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

THE REAL REASON REPUBLICANS HATE THE TEA PARTY!

This is a repost from last June but it pretty much sums up why Trump and Cruz are kicking the wussified boo-tay of the wussypants Republican Establishment. I guess the Republican Establishment is learning they can’t piss on the boots of their conservative base and tell them its raining forever. Only Democrats believe stupidity and lies forever. Maybe the Repub Establishment should become Dims. Oh, they already are! Since 2010,[Read More…]

"AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM LIGHT ON THE @#&* STARCH!"

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM RETURNS TO FULL-TIME MANSERVANTRY

With an announcement that will be met with ‘huh?’ Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham announced to no one that he is halting his campaign to become the GOP nominee for 2016. The announcement is a huge surprise as Graham was polling at .5% nationally with Republican voters. Graham tweeted a message of thanks to his supporters: “Thank you to everyone who honored me with their support. (Both of you) God bless our[Read More…]

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR PRESIDENT 2016 – TAN, RESTED, AND SEXY! GET YOUR T SHIRT!

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR PRESIDENT 2016 – TAN, RESTED, AND SEXY! GET YOUR T SHIRT!

Tired of the wussitude of the Republican Party? Tired of voting for Democrats like McCain and Romney? Don’t trust Donald Trump? Think the GOP Establishment will put out a hit on Ted Cruz? Do you believe America is going the way of Englandistan and other unwashed European hellholes?  If so, you’ve found your big, sexy man! You can now relax your worried melons, my friends! Angry White Dude is tossing[Read More…]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SH*T ABOUT AMERICA?

ANGRY WHITE DUDE FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE – HERE’S WHAT I’LL DO!

By now, even the low-information voters (aka Democrat voters) know that one doesn’t have to be a member of Congress to be Speaker of the House. What insight the Founders had. They knew there eventually wouldn’t be one honest elected official to choose from! We’ve seen wide-faced, RINO Newt Gingrich all over TV running his pie-hole that he’d accept the Speaker’s gavel if Congress wanted him. Well, they don’t. They’re[Read More…]

TWO TOOLS FROM THE SAME BOX

ANGRY WHITE DUDE – HELL TO THE @#&*ING NO TO SPEAKER PAUL RYAN!

AWD would be remiss if I failed to voice my opinion that Paul Ryan is a wussypants Establishment wussy with only one difference from John “Boo Hoo” Boehner. Boehner has never been bitch-slapped in a Vice Presidential debate by a retarded man. Here’s a recap of Ryan getting the dog snot beat out of him by the dain bramaged Joe Biden: Not ONE time did the wussified Ryan stand up[Read More…]

NO DIFFERENCE EXCEPT THE CRYING

KEVIN MCCARTHY FOR SPEAKER = JOHN BOEHNER MINUS KLEENEX

The wussypants Republicans have one more chance to save their pathetic Party of Pussitude in voting for a new Speaker of the House. Since AWD has zero confidence in the Republicans to piss and hit terra firma, look for California Democrat/Republican Kevin McCarthy to be elected to become the next John Boehner. Listen to McCarthy’s lies on Faux News. You’ll hear the same lies Boehner said when he was begging[Read More…]

DONALD TRUMP EXPOSES AND RIDICULES THE WUSSINESS OF EL JEB BUSH!

DONALD TRUMP EXPOSES AND RIDICULES THE WUSSINESS OF EL JEB BUSH!

Oh, the schadenfreude we Tea Party conservatives are enjoying watching Donald Trump kick the dog snot out of Establishment Chico, El Jeb Bush! Look hard at this photo. I once heard someone say “never trust any man who has never been in a fight.” Is this the face of a fighter? No, it’s someone who Big Fur Hat over at iotwReport says has a “punchable face.” Donald Trump must agree[Read More…]

I WILL STAB YOU IN THE HEART WITH THIS PEN!

A TEA PARTIER EXPLAINS THE DONALD TRUMP PHENOMENON

It’s really amazing how the Republican Establishment cannot grasp why Donald Trump is beating the dog snot out of El Jeb Bush and other GOP good old boy faves. Or maybe it’s they get it but don’t want to acknowledge the reason because admitting that the Republican Party = Democrat Party would be to admit defeat. And defeat means less contributions from SRV’s (Stupid Republican Voters). Those sweet little idjits[Read More…]

CAN YOU FIND THE REPUBLICAN? NEITHER CAN I!

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT: BROTHER, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Dear Republican Establishment: In the book Atlas Shrugged (you won’t like how it ends), copper magnate Francisco D’Anconia finally grew tired of suffocating governmental regulations, controls, taxes, etc that restricted his ability to earn money. All the while, corrupt politicians in Washington, when not restricting D’Anconia’s business interests and criticizing his greed, invested their money in his companies because of his ability to create wealth. Eventually, when he would bear[Read More…]

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FROM A CONSERVATIVE

OPEN LETTER TO REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT FROM A CONSERVATIVE

Dear Reince Priebus, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner and a whole hell of a lot of old evil white men: Something back in 2009 when the Tea Party began told me that the eagerness of Republican Establishment leaders to embrace the movement was nothing more than a power and money grab. You used the fear the American fiscal conservative had towards anti-American socialists like Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and[Read More…]