As AWD predicted months ago, it’s being leaked Hillary will not be indicted for her multitude of crimes against America. You realize America has become a Banana Republic. I wish you a happy future Independence Day that I pray will come soon and free us from the corrupt tyranny that has become Washington, DC. God bless Texas!
All Things Patriotic
A Redstater chart-topper from the past. Enjoy. It appears Red was right. The republic of America has a fork in her ass. awd The “fundamental transformation” of the United States of America—from a Constitutional Republic to whatever it is today—a banana republic, socialist-totalitarian empire, whatever—is complete. In other words, the United States of America, as we knew and loved her, is dead. Many have said the US has been moribund[Read More…]
First it was Sean Peyton issuing idiotic statements on gun control. Not to be outdone in the nitwit department, Steve Kerr has decided to get into the act. Kerr, the head basketball coach of the NBA’s second place Golden State Warriors had the following to say after trying to explain his team’s historic collapse. ———————————————————————————– “Hey, can I mention one more thing? I know, as a basketball coach I don’t[Read More…]
Semi-automatic AR-15 Assault Rifles attacked the Istanbul Airport in Turkey today. Over 36 are reportedly dead after the AR-15’s with expanded Magpul high capacity ‘clips’ exploded bombs in the lobby of the busy airport. The AR-15 Assault Rifles reportedly acquired the explosives used in the airport attack through the infamous gun show loophole where hand grenades, missiles, explosives, and nuclear bombs are regularly sold to anyone with money. Reportedly, the[Read More…]
By: LIAM THE ENGLISHTER “The yells and yammering, jibbering and jabbering; howls, growls and curses; shrieking and skriking that followed were beyond description. Several hundred wild cats and wolves being roasted slowly alive together would not have compared with it.” The above is taken from “The Hobbit” by J.R.R Tolkien (God bless and keep his beautiful soul), and describes the panic among a group of evil Goblins when the forces[Read More…]
Left-wing globalists are no fun! They’re so damn predictable! All you have to do is read 1984 and you know all there is to know about the European Union elite running that cluster you-know-what! After the UK’s vote to make like a hockey stick and get the hell out of there (wait! I didn’t tell that right), Adolf Merkel says zie EU must forbid other European Union member from fleeing[Read More…]
The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon.[Read More…]
Do we really need to bring in Captain Obvious to look at the facts? I know that facts and liberals don’t mix well, but why don’t we examine the pertinent ones in relationship to this crime. If you watch liberal pundits and/or MSNBC or read liberal rags like the NYT, then you know the Orlando shooting has been blamed on the NRA, assault weapons, the GOP, white hate and the[Read More…]
It was not suddenly bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Blind, indeed. Welcome to the Watcher’s Council, a blogging group consisting of some of the most incisive blogs in the ‘sphere, and the longest running group of its kind in existence. Every week, the members nominate two posts each, one written by themselves and one written by someone from outside the group for consideration by the whole Council.Then we vote on the best two posts, with the results appearing on[Read More…]
The #NeverTrump camp just won’t give it up. It’s obvious to all that the Republican Establishment is petrified of Donald Trump. And it appears they will do anything to keep him from the nomination he has fairly won through the primary process. According to the Washington Times: The dump-Trump forces may have received another opening last week when Mr. Priebus tapped Utah RNC member Enid Greene Mickelsen and Massachusetts RNC[Read More…]
AWD got rid of the ridiculously expensive DirecTV by paying off my indentured servitude contract off early. It is amazing how much better my life is without the crass, insulting tripe programming slimed upon us. I’m speaking of Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, of course. AWD is over at his girlfriend’s house while she cooks for me and brings me trinkets and beads. She has cable so I thought I’d[Read More…]
AWD just made a purchase at one of my local hang-outs. The guy behind the counter is a friend so I patiently waited for him to end his phone conversation. I could tell it was a family member calling for Father’s Day. When he ended the call he said, “It’s nice to hear from my son. Especially after all I’ve done for him!” AWD smiled and answered, “That’s our job.[Read More…]
Oh shama lama ding dong and a big Ramadan-a ding dong to you, infidel swine! The Imam comes to you to curse your infidelic ways! Islam will one day completely own the Great Satan. And not only the White House and Dearborn, Michigan like we do now. The Imam has been directed by the Grand Mufti Muhammad Ali’q a Diq to tell all infidels that: ALL YOUR FREEDOMS ARE BELONG[Read More…]
Yep, today I had a heart to heart talk with my guns, because according to liberals firearms have a mind of their own. There’s just no telling what they’ll do. So-called progressives (really village idiots) say this all the time. According to their way of thinking, guns can of their own accord, cause all sorts of mayhem. Taking a liberal clue, I decided to have a conversation with all[Read More…]
The estate of Spirit guitarist Randy California is suing Led Zeppelin for supposedly stealing the chord progression from one of its songs to create the iconic ‘Stairway To Heaven.’ Randy California is no longer with us but his estate smells money and currently has Led Zep in court. AWD is perhaps the greatest musical mind in history and a world-class Zepologist. After studying the evidence of the Spirit lawsuit for[Read More…]
This post was written by a good friend of AWD’s. He emailed it to me and I consider it worthy of publishing at this fine institution of worthy publishing. Sh*t! I messed that up. But you know what I mean. Enjoy. Oh, and he really is a bad-ass magician! He does magic tricks that will turn your ass white! As a Magician, I rely – when working with Cards, Coins,[Read More…]
Paul Ryan began his career in Congress pretty well. He fought (unsuccessfully) to rein in out of control entitlement costs that are bankrupting America. Since then he has pretty much sucked at everything. After the Orlando murders of 49 people at the hands of the latest Muslim madman, Ryan said: “I do not think a Muslim ban is in our country’s interests. I do not think it’s reflective of our[Read More…]
AWD was asked to join the prestigious Watchers of Weasel Council. I must admit I’ve done a pretty crappy job of getting stuff submitted and on time. But I thought these worthy blogs would be a great opportunity to post some high quality writing in addition to the regular sub-standard slop posted by ye olde AWD hisself. I’ll be posting more of these in the coming weeks. Enjoy. Oh, and[Read More…]