All Things Libtarded

ANGELA MERKEL SEEKS VORLD DOMINATION

ANGELA MERKEL: VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU STAY IN ZIE EU!

Left-wing globalists are no fun! They’re so damn predictable! All you have to do is read 1984 and you know all there is to know about the European Union elite running that cluster you-know-what! After the UK’s vote to make like a hockey stick and get the hell out of there (wait! I didn’t tell that right), Adolf Merkel says zie EU must forbid other European Union member from fleeing[Read More…]

UBER-PUNCHABLE FACE!

GEORGE WILL SAYS HE’S NO LONGER REPUBLICAN – YES, HE’S A PERFECT REPUBLICAN!

The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon.[Read More…]

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF DONALD TRUMP IS STRIPPED OF THE GOP NOMINATION?

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF DONALD TRUMP IS STRIPPED OF THE GOP NOMINATION?

The #NeverTrump camp just won’t give it up. It’s obvious to all that the Republican Establishment is petrified of Donald Trump. And it appears they will do anything to keep him from the nomination he has fairly won through the primary process. According to the Washington Times: The dump-Trump forces may have received another opening last week when Mr. Priebus tapped Utah RNC member Enid Greene Mickelsen and Massachusetts RNC[Read More…]

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BUT CAN'T STOP TALKING!

BILL O’REILLY IS A TOTAL MORON!

AWD got rid of the ridiculously expensive DirecTV by paying off my indentured servitude contract off early. It is amazing how much better my life is without the crass, insulting tripe programming slimed upon us. I’m speaking of Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, of course. AWD is over at his girlfriend’s house while she cooks for me and brings me trinkets and beads. She has cable so I thought I’d[Read More…]

ALIHU - HEEEEYYYYY!

MUSLIM IMAM: WHY DO GAYS KEEP LOOKING AT PICS OF MY PENIS ON GAY SOCIAL MEDIA?

Oh shama lama ding dong and a big Ramadan-a ding dong to you, infidel swine! The Imam comes to you to curse your infidelic ways! Islam will one day completely own the Great Satan. And not only the White House and Dearborn, Michigan like we do now. The Imam has been directed by the Grand Mufti Muhammad Ali’q a Diq to tell all infidels that: ALL YOUR FREEDOMS ARE BELONG[Read More…]

Donald Trump as a Nonfatal Heart Attack

Donald Trump as a Nonfatal Heart Attack

Pollsters are trying very hard to convince us that Trump can’t win. Whether or not it’s a disinformation tactic, it had better be a wake up call. Here is the major danger I see with the Trump phenomenon. Should he lose, the left will, as a collective, think long and hard about the bullet it just dodged, and will conclude that Bolshevik agendas must be put into overdrive. Should we[Read More…]

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

This post was written by a good friend of AWD’s. He emailed it to me and I consider it worthy of publishing at this fine institution of worthy publishing. Sh*t! I messed that up. But you know what I mean. Enjoy. Oh, and he really is a bad-ass magician! He does magic tricks that will turn your ass white! As a Magician, I rely – when working with Cards, Coins,[Read More…]

ALIHU SHUT THE HELL UP, PAUL RYAN!

WHO OWNS PAUL RYAN?

Paul Ryan began his career in Congress pretty well. He fought (unsuccessfully) to rein in out of control entitlement costs that are bankrupting America. Since then he has pretty much sucked at everything. After the Orlando murders of 49 people at the hands of the latest Muslim madman, Ryan said: “I do not think a Muslim ban is in our country’s interests. I do not think it’s reflective of our[Read More…]

WATCHER OF WEASELS FORUM

WATCHER OF WEASELS FORUM

AWD was asked to join the prestigious Watchers of Weasel Council. I must admit I’ve done a pretty crappy job of getting stuff submitted and on time. But I thought these worthy blogs would be a great opportunity to post some high quality writing in addition to the regular sub-standard slop posted by ye olde AWD hisself. I’ll be posting more of these in the coming weeks. Enjoy. Oh, and[Read More…]

JE SUIS GUN OWNER!

JE SUIS GUN OWNER!

Totally predictable was the liberal call for more gun control immediately after yesterday’s mass murder in Orlando at the hands of the latest wild-eyed Muslim terrorist. Equally predictable was the liberal insulting practice of not addressing the 800 pound Islamist in the room in their explanation of the murders and calls for gun control: 1. Islam is incompatible with Western values and freedoms and 2. Guns don’t fire by themselves.[Read More…]

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

GOV CUOMO: NEW GUN LAW WILL REQUIRE KILLERS TO RELOAD IN SLOW MOTION

Let the stupid begin! After the Muslim murder (redundancy alert!) of 50 people in Orlando, leftist idjits are predictably out in force showing their ignorance of firearms and calling for the banning of guns. Bernie Sanders, bless his little stupid socialist heart, called for making automatic firearms illegal. So did ‘Family Guy’ creator and stupid liberal guy Seth MacFarlane. Florida congressman and cave man Alan Grayson said in an interview[Read More…]

AWD’S THOUGHTS ON THE ORLANDO MURDERS

AWD’S THOUGHTS ON THE ORLANDO MURDERS

SHOCKED! Another Muslim committed mass murder on American soil. NOT SHOCKED! Liberals are calling for gun control. REALITY! Muslims bring nothing to the world except rape, murder, and destruction. FACT! American government is totally to blame for allowing Muslims to enter America. FACT 2! The importation of savage Muslims to America is totally by design. AWD has asked since the World Trade Center was first bombed in 1993, why are[Read More…]

LOSER

GOP ESTABLISHMENT HATRED OF DONALD TRUMP – THAT MITT AIN’T RIGHT!

Regular readers of AWD know one of my favorite sayings is “that sh*t ain’t right!” Regarding the over-the-top hatred of Donald Trump by the Republican Establishment wussypants, there is a whole hell of a lot of sh*t that ain’t right. Even wimpy ‘nice guy’ Mitt Romney has pulled out his gold-plated knives on Trump. In an interview on CNN, Romney said: “I don’t want to see trickle-down racism,” Romney said[Read More…]

HOW FAR DOES THAT RESET GO BACK?

STATE DEPT: RNC REQUEST FOR HILLARY-RELATED EMAILS TO TAKE 75 YEARS!

How many signs do we need until realize America is dead? We have now entered Banana Republic territory. The Constitution is something that isn’t even taught in high school anymore. It’s just something discarded long ago by tyrants in office who realized they could do whatever they want without repercussion from the American people. And it was such a lovely country. The RNC requested emails from Hillary Clinton’s top three[Read More…]

The Straight Dope on the (((Echo)))

The Straight Dope on the (((Echo)))

NOTE: AWD pulled this post yesterday. Bill Matheson was gracious to give me a heads up on the potential volatility of the post. I wanted to consult with a few trusted friends, including Jewish friends (not (((Jews))) 😉 ) who are true conservatives and whose opinions I respect. I will publish one of the comments from a Jewish friend in the comments. We have worked hard at AWD to keep[Read More…]

WEEEE! I'M GONNA BE PRESIDENT!

HILLARY WILL RUN ON GUN CONTROL – KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!

Hillary is still feelin’ the Bern even though she and her corrupt DNC cronies have sewn her up for the Dim nomination. That old wild-eyed, tortured hippie Bernie just won’t play ball! Bernie would be smart to stay out of public parks at night. Hillary is desperate. Threats are moving in from every side. Plus the fact that everyone in America hates her guts will make it hard to give[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY – WILL TRUMP SUPPORTERS MEET ANTI-TRUMP THUGS WITH FORCE?

QUESTION OF THE DAY – WILL TRUMP SUPPORTERS MEET ANTI-TRUMP THUGS WITH FORCE?

AWD believes Donald Trump is holding rallies in Blue State hellholes to generate videos like this: The hellhole formerly known as California is a Democrat stronghold and Trump has no chance of winning there. So why would he hold a rally in San Jose? Or other rallies in large Blue State hellhole cities like Los Angeles, San Jose, Chicago, etc. Because he knows there will be a lot of illegal[Read More…]

AWD’S COMMON SENSE WELFARE REFORM PLAN

AWD’S COMMON SENSE WELFARE REFORM PLAN

Know when George W Bush lost me? When he said illegal aliens “are doing jobs Americans won’t do” as he tried to pass amnesty during his second term. Nothing is further from the truth. Illegals are doing work Americans don’t HAVE to do! Lazy mooching Americans are content to sit back and let the dwindling number of producers pay for their food, housing, health care, cell phones, etc. Why should[Read More…]

F***ING ASSHOLE!

OBAMA, THE MAN WHO HATES HIS COUNTRY, GETS WWII WRONG!

America has had awful Presidents in the past but none ever hated his country like Barack Hussein Obama. Obama and his fellow leftist, America-hating supporters have sealed the eventual destruction of America as a republic. Obama chose to give the latest speech apologizing for American actions in Japan just before Memorial Day. He spoke in Hiroshima and said: “We stand here in the middle of this city and force ourselves[Read More…]

TRY TO NOT GET CAUGHT!

COLLEGE SPORTS – IS WINNING MORE IMPORTANT THAN DECENCY?

Years ago, AWD read of a new college football coach being introduced to the sports alumni group. One in the crowd yelled, “We love ya, coach!”. The coach replied, “Will you love me when I’m 1 and 9?” The guy yelled back, “We’ll love ya. And we’ll miss ya!” Football coaches in college face a paradox. They must win or lose their jobs. But to win, they often must recruit[Read More…]