Male Bashing Commercials

WOMEN STILL WANT MARRIAGE – MEN, NOT SO MUCH!!

WOMEN STILL WANT MARRIAGE – MEN, NOT SO MUCH!!

Fox News posted an article today about how American women have become so obnoxious and power-hungry that men no longer want to marry. AWD has been saying this for four years. Too many American women are monsters! And who wants to be married to a monster who will make your life miserable and then screw you for life in divorce. Apparently, fewer American males each year! The article, titled “The[Read More…]

LOOKS LIKE TWO "BRO-MOS!"

THE GEICO BRO COMMERCIAL IS JUST CREEPY!

If you’ve seen the Geico Insurance “Bro” commercial, you’ve probably thrown up in your mouth also. It’s just plain creepy and makes AWD say “No Go Bro” to Geico. AWD just doesn’t like looking at dudes lifting weights. Hell, I don’t like looking at dudes doing anything! There’s a word for men who do. Well, actually there are quite a few words to describe men who like looking at other[Read More…]

PEYTON MANNING SELLING HERSHEY'S KISSES AT HALFTIME!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, NO MORE PEYTON MANNING COMMERCIALS!

AWD tossed his new Hi Def in the trash for some lucky illegal to find lest I turn it on again and see the ever-present Peyton Manning commercials! Peyton Manning is like Big Brother. Only with a gigantic forehead. He actually has a five-head. He’s Big Forehead Brother. If Peyton can make a buck, he’ll come to your neighborhood and rent his head out to screen movies. Manning’s forehead is[Read More…]

HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

AWD has seen this stupid Heineken beer commercial several times recently on the free movie channel (refuse to pay for socialist HBO): Is this the best that Heineken can do? I mean, other than using a under nourished 12 year old boy in the commercial, who writes this sh*t? This commercial is so ridiculously awful in every way, I wouldn’t drink a Heineken if I was stuck on an island[Read More…]

"IF ONLY THESE FINGERS HELD A BIG ASS DOOBIE!"

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LINCOLN CAR COMMERCIAL?

AWD has never wanted to drive a Lincoln before. I’ve never wanted to take drugs, either. But damn! That Matthew McConaughey car commercial has me itching to do both! It seems that a new Lincoln and a few doobs of the diggity dang work wonders for Matthew! I have to give it to those NYC ad writers. Just when you didn’t think tv commercials could get any worse/insulting/weird, Lincoln breaks[Read More…]

LIKE A BAD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM ANNOYS ME!

LIKE A BAD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM COMMERCIALS ARE STUPIDLY ANNOYING!

AWD doesn’t watch too much TV. I’m too intellectual. These days the only show I really follow is Bass Masters. Stimulating commentary on aquatic harvesting! But those “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there” commercials? Dayum, Dayum, DAYUM! Would make Jesus cuss! I’ve never been a fan of commercials but those State Farm Insurance spots are a new low! Lower than Hillary’s server in the Atlantic Ocean. Here ya[Read More…]

THE MOST FEARED MAN ON THE ROAD - THE OLD MAN IN THE HAT DRIVING A BUICK!

NEW ANTI-WHITE, MALE-BASHING COMMERCIAL MAKES ME BUICK!

The poor, pitiful (yet evil) white male in nearly every commercial is a bumbling, idiotic fool. The evil white creature who cannot light a gas grill or make a layup has somehow managed to hold down every less than successful being in history. Oh, and he also managed to create everything you use or consume on a daily basis. But Buick takes the anti-male concept to a new low. Now[Read More…]

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG, LANCE!

SHAME ON CADILLAC FOR SHOWING A POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN IN COMMERCIAL!

AWD was watching some footbaw this weekend while clasping my offspring to my big, sexy bosom when this Cadillac commercial came on and severely harshed my mellow huge. Is this how Cadillac tries to sell cars? You’d have to look hard all over Nueva Jork and Mexifornia to find a poofter more effiminate than this half-a-sissy. And even then you wouldn’t be able to find a more pathetic creature than[Read More…]

“THE ROBMEISTER” VS THE PC COPS – WHO DO YOU THINK WON?

“THE ROBMEISTER” VS THE PC COPS – WHO DO YOU THINK WON?

“The Richmeister” Political correctness run amok…again! In this case, this man lost his job. After you read about what took place, see if you think it’s beyond the pale and beyond belief. And as far as State Farm is concerned, they can stick it where the sun doesn’t shine! Companies that continually bow to the pressure of the nutcase leftists of all stripes are to be shunned via my viewfinder[Read More…]

OH NO! ‘THE FORCE’ SLIPS…SAY IT AIN’T SO!

OH NO! ‘THE FORCE’ SLIPS…SAY IT AIN’T SO!

Hells bells…we all know any sane person hates the constant non-stop computerized ads they have on the boob-tube these days. Heck folks, they’re never-ending! Nevertheless, for something a little different for a change, thought I’d ask if you had to pick one out of three of the ads below as your favorite…which one would you vote for and why? Also, just out of curiosity, which one did you like the[Read More…]

TEACH THAT MBA CRACKA HOW TO SHIP A PACKAGE!

FEDERAL EXPRESS REALLY HATES WHITE MALES!

It’s a common theme with nearly all crass television commercials these days. The white guy is an idiot. Oh sure, he can hold a professional job and provide a nice house for his smart-ass family but can’t light a gas grill without blowing the sumbitch up: While the ubiquitous white male-bashing commercial spans nearly every product and service, AWD has noticed that Federal Express has a long-time penchant for making[Read More…]