Higher Indoctrination

TREMENDOUS HACK AND A**HOLE!

I CAN’T STAND HACKS!

If there’s one group of people that puts AWD in jail is political hacks! Hacks are those who can never admit their side does anything wrong. Ever. Think Alan Colmes or neckless Bob Beckel. Or Chris Matthews. Or Rachel Maddow. Or…well, just think MSNBC. And CNN. And CBS, NBC, ABC. And you better believe Fox is included. Oh, the Republicans have their hacks, too. Do you really believe that every[Read More…]

TREY GOWDY - FALSE OUTRAGE WITH A BAD HAIRCUT

REPUBLICANS: WE ARE OUTRAGED BY THE HILLARY FBI DECISION AND COMMIT TO DO NOTHING IMMEDIATELY!

Congressional Republicans are predictably outraged by FBI Commissioner Comey’s decision to not seek indictment for Hillary Clinton despite her generations of crimes, graft and corruption. Comey announced that Hillary’s crimes with sensitive, top-secret emails while Secretary of State do not warrant charges because she did not “intend” to f*** up everything while getting Americans killed, exposing secret information to enemy nations while raking in millions for the Clinton Foundation. Totally[Read More…]

WHY I DON’T ARGUE THE SECOND AMENDMENT WITH LIBERALS

WHY I DON’T ARGUE THE SECOND AMENDMENT WITH LIBERALS

Yesterday, AWD and his little filly took the F-150 of Love over to one of AWD’s favorite haunts where you might say some of those in attendance have been known to take a drink. Or twelve. And maybe smoke a cigar. Or maybe both at the same time. But there always seems to be some discussion about politics is taking place. The members of this particular hangout are nearly all[Read More…]

Eulogy for the Republic

Eulogy for the Republic

A Redstater chart-topper from the past. Enjoy. It appears Red was right. The republic of America has a fork in her ass. awd The “fundamental transformation” of the United States of America—from a Constitutional Republic to whatever it is today—a banana republic, socialist-totalitarian empire, whatever—is complete. In other words, the United States of America, as we knew and loved her, is dead. Many have said the US has been moribund[Read More…]

ANGELA MERKEL SEEKS VORLD DOMINATION

ANGELA MERKEL: VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU STAY IN ZIE EU!

Left-wing globalists are no fun! They’re so damn predictable! All you have to do is read 1984 and you know all there is to know about the European Union elite running that cluster you-know-what! After the UK’s vote to make like a hockey stick and get the hell out of there (wait! I didn’t tell that right), Adolf Merkel says zie EU must forbid other European Union member from fleeing[Read More…]

UBER-PUNCHABLE FACE!

GEORGE WILL SAYS HE’S NO LONGER REPUBLICAN – YES, HE’S A PERFECT REPUBLICAN!

The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon.[Read More…]

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BUT CAN'T STOP TALKING!

BILL O’REILLY IS A TOTAL MORON!

AWD got rid of the ridiculously expensive DirecTV by paying off my indentured servitude contract off early. It is amazing how much better my life is without the crass, insulting tripe programming slimed upon us. I’m speaking of Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, of course. AWD is over at his girlfriend’s house while she cooks for me and brings me trinkets and beads. She has cable so I thought I’d[Read More…]

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

This post was written by a good friend of AWD’s. He emailed it to me and I consider it worthy of publishing at this fine institution of worthy publishing. Sh*t! I messed that up. But you know what I mean. Enjoy. Oh, and he really is a bad-ass magician! He does magic tricks that will turn your ass white! As a Magician, I rely – when working with Cards, Coins,[Read More…]

ALIHU SHUT THE HELL UP, PAUL RYAN!

WHO OWNS PAUL RYAN?

Paul Ryan began his career in Congress pretty well. He fought (unsuccessfully) to rein in out of control entitlement costs that are bankrupting America. Since then he has pretty much sucked at everything. After the Orlando murders of 49 people at the hands of the latest Muslim madman, Ryan said: “I do not think a Muslim ban is in our country’s interests. I do not think it’s reflective of our[Read More…]

LOSER

GOP ESTABLISHMENT HATRED OF DONALD TRUMP – THAT MITT AIN’T RIGHT!

Regular readers of AWD know one of my favorite sayings is “that sh*t ain’t right!” Regarding the over-the-top hatred of Donald Trump by the Republican Establishment wussypants, there is a whole hell of a lot of sh*t that ain’t right. Even wimpy ‘nice guy’ Mitt Romney has pulled out his gold-plated knives on Trump. In an interview on CNN, Romney said: “I don’t want to see trickle-down racism,” Romney said[Read More…]

RINOs, Cucks, Neocons and Trumpism

RINOs, Cucks, Neocons and Trumpism

The term RINO, an acronym for “Republican in name only,” got traction with the rise of the Tea Party. The slur refers almost exclusively to politicians or other party operatives who bill themselves as Republicans—which is to say, conservatives—but whose key policy preferences always turn out to be left-leaning. Any number of Republican members of Congress could serve as prime RINO specimens. Lindsay Graham might be the all time best[Read More…]

IS THE DISINTEGRATION OF GOP THE BEGINNING OF DESTRUCTION OF USA?

IS THE DISINTEGRATION OF GOP THE BEGINNING OF DESTRUCTION OF USA?

So the Establishment won’t go gentle into that good ole boy night. Joining forces (aka usurping) with the #NeverTrump pro-Cruz disgruntled, the Establishment is presenting Trump with an ultimatum: Run on our agenda or you’ll never get our support. The pro-Cruz people would be wise to remember how it worked for the Tea Party movement when they trusted Establishment promises. NOT TOO GOOD! The Establishment was going to cut spending[Read More…]

ALL CHEM E MAJORS, I'M SURE

HERE’S THE SOLUTION FOR WHITE SUPREMACIST UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI!

Mizzou is on the fast track to self-destruction thanks to political correct madness and the utter cowardice of the morons running the joint. Missouri is releasing a series of videos to teach white students they are racist and must tip-toe around black students lest they be subjugators of racism. Cracka students are all racist, you see, by virtue of being white. Therefore, they must self-flaggelate before black students and school[Read More…]

SAY IT LOUD, I'M A CRIP AND PROUD!

HILLARY’S PANDERING NOW INCLUDES STREET GANGS

This woman is absolutely amazing. Being President must be better than Huma Abedin’s boo-tay because Hillary’s embarrassment as a pandering politician trying to win the election knows no bounds. At least no bounds that any sentient adult would consider. We’ve heard the fake Southern accents. We’ve heard her fake black accents. We’ve watched her fumble around like a moron trying to board a subway. Not know how to use a[Read More…]

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

Hello happy root huggers! It’s Comrade AWD reporting from the Casa de Amor backyard where we are smoking the hell out of some pork ribs celebrating Earth Day! So far, the annual pig smoker has turned into a 3-alarm fire call…but that’s all right! We’ve got more pork and my town has more gas-guzzlin’ fire trucks! The Fire Chief finally rolled up and told the assembled firefighters, “I told y’all[Read More…]

RAAAAALLLLLLPH!

THANKS, BONO! YOU CAN GO BACK TO SINGING CRAPPY POP SONGS NOW

Bono (I actually typed ‘Bobo’ but corrected it). I just don’t get it. Yeah, the singer for the vastly overrated and supremely sucky Irish band U2. Who elected this guy the supreme voice for every cause on Earth? Because, if there’s a cause, Bono is sure to show up and yack about it! He’s the Eurotrash version of Bruce Springsteen. Equally annoying but with a different fuzzy little foreigner accent![Read More…]

What is the Alt-Right?

What is the Alt-Right?

Breitbart recently published a long piece purporting to explain the alt-right to regular conservatives. The article is an interesting read and covers a lot of ground, but it fails to zero on the movement’s central theme. The alt-right is not defined by any particular school of thought, but by the school of thought it rejects. The alt-right, in the simplest terms, is an unapologetic purging of liberal idiocy. As the[Read More…]

STFU!

WHY ARE LIBERALS SO CONSUMED WITH MEN USING WOMENS BATHROOMS?

Paypal (the worst company in the world…don’t get me started) recently announced they would not build a planned location in Charlotte because North Carolina banned men from using women’s bathrooms. Maybe North Carolina should kill homosexuals like the Islamic countries where Paypay is proud to do business. Any number of libtarded celebrities and politicians have announced they will not travel to The Old North State because of the new law.[Read More…]

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HAS FOX NEWS BIT THE BIG ONE WITH CONSERVATIVES?

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from this election cycle is Fox News is nothing more than a propaganda tool for the Republican Establishment like MSNBC is for the Dims. Fox News and their big-boobed, short-skirted info babes along with their tired, worn-out male accomplices tried to push/pull El Jeb across the finish line of the Republican nomination for months until they realized that El Jeb just plain sucks. Then[Read More…]

IS MANLINESS DOOMED IN AMERICA? THE WUSSIFICATION OF MALES!

IS MANLINESS DOOMED IN AMERICA? THE WUSSIFICATION OF MALES!

The wussy force is strong with the American male these days. College boys are pitching little hissy fits and demanding ‘safe rooms’ because they happened to pass by a ‘Vote For Donald Trump’ sign. Oh, the poor little useless wussies! Hard to believe 70 years ago, their great-grandfathers were eating machine gun fire on the beaches of Normandy and spitting out lead at the same age. I suppose the great[Read More…]