Bread and Circuses

TREMENDOUS HACK AND A**HOLE!

I CAN’T STAND HACKS!

If there’s one group of people that puts AWD in jail is political hacks! Hacks are those who can never admit their side does anything wrong. Ever. Think Alan Colmes or neckless Bob Beckel. Or Chris Matthews. Or Rachel Maddow. Or…well, just think MSNBC. And CNN. And CBS, NBC, ABC. And you better believe Fox is included. Oh, the Republicans have their hacks, too. Do you really believe that every[Read More…]

TREY GOWDY - FALSE OUTRAGE WITH A BAD HAIRCUT

REPUBLICANS: WE ARE OUTRAGED BY THE HILLARY FBI DECISION AND COMMIT TO DO NOTHING IMMEDIATELY!

Congressional Republicans are predictably outraged by FBI Commissioner Comey’s decision to not seek indictment for Hillary Clinton despite her generations of crimes, graft and corruption. Comey announced that Hillary’s crimes with sensitive, top-secret emails while Secretary of State do not warrant charges because she did not “intend” to f*** up everything while getting Americans killed, exposing secret information to enemy nations while raking in millions for the Clinton Foundation. Totally[Read More…]

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

As AWD predicted months ago, it’s being leaked Hillary will not be indicted for her multitude of crimes against America. You realize America has become a Banana Republic. I wish you a happy future Independence Day that I pray will come soon and free us from the corrupt tyranny that has become Washington, DC. God bless Texas!

Eulogy for the Republic

Eulogy for the Republic

A Redstater chart-topper from the past. Enjoy. It appears Red was right. The republic of America has a fork in her ass. awd The “fundamental transformation” of the United States of America—from a Constitutional Republic to whatever it is today—a banana republic, socialist-totalitarian empire, whatever—is complete. In other words, the United States of America, as we knew and loved her, is dead. Many have said the US has been moribund[Read More…]

ANGELA MERKEL SEEKS VORLD DOMINATION

ANGELA MERKEL: VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU STAY IN ZIE EU!

Left-wing globalists are no fun! They’re so damn predictable! All you have to do is read 1984 and you know all there is to know about the European Union elite running that cluster you-know-what! After the UK’s vote to make like a hockey stick and get the hell out of there (wait! I didn’t tell that right), Adolf Merkel says zie EU must forbid other European Union member from fleeing[Read More…]

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF DONALD TRUMP IS STRIPPED OF THE GOP NOMINATION?

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF DONALD TRUMP IS STRIPPED OF THE GOP NOMINATION?

The #NeverTrump camp just won’t give it up. It’s obvious to all that the Republican Establishment is petrified of Donald Trump. And it appears they will do anything to keep him from the nomination he has fairly won through the primary process. According to the Washington Times: The dump-Trump forces may have received another opening last week when Mr. Priebus tapped Utah RNC member Enid Greene Mickelsen and Massachusetts RNC[Read More…]

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BUT CAN'T STOP TALKING!

BILL O’REILLY IS A TOTAL MORON!

AWD got rid of the ridiculously expensive DirecTV by paying off my indentured servitude contract off early. It is amazing how much better my life is without the crass, insulting tripe programming slimed upon us. I’m speaking of Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, of course. AWD is over at his girlfriend’s house while she cooks for me and brings me trinkets and beads. She has cable so I thought I’d[Read More…]

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

DO NOT EXPECT OUR GOV’T TO KEEP US SAFE FROM THREAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORISM

This post was written by a good friend of AWD’s. He emailed it to me and I consider it worthy of publishing at this fine institution of worthy publishing. Sh*t! I messed that up. But you know what I mean. Enjoy. Oh, and he really is a bad-ass magician! He does magic tricks that will turn your ass white! As a Magician, I rely – when working with Cards, Coins,[Read More…]

JE SUIS GUN OWNER!

JE SUIS GUN OWNER!

Totally predictable was the liberal call for more gun control immediately after yesterday’s mass murder in Orlando at the hands of the latest wild-eyed Muslim terrorist. Equally predictable was the liberal insulting practice of not addressing the 800 pound Islamist in the room in their explanation of the murders and calls for gun control: 1. Islam is incompatible with Western values and freedoms and 2. Guns don’t fire by themselves.[Read More…]

HOW FAR DOES THAT RESET GO BACK?

STATE DEPT: RNC REQUEST FOR HILLARY-RELATED EMAILS TO TAKE 75 YEARS!

How many signs do we need until realize America is dead? We have now entered Banana Republic territory. The Constitution is something that isn’t even taught in high school anymore. It’s just something discarded long ago by tyrants in office who realized they could do whatever they want without repercussion from the American people. And it was such a lovely country. The RNC requested emails from Hillary Clinton’s top three[Read More…]

MR ZUCK - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

HELP ME BUILD A BRIDGE, NOT A WALL, TO MARK ZUCKERBERG’S HOUSE

Mark Zuckerberg loves him some foreigners. Especially the illegal ones. He loves foreigners so much that he brings them to America to work instead of hiring his xenophobic American haters! Well, they’re probably racist, donchooknow? Zuckerberg, the ultra-rich man/boy who invented (supposedly) Facebook is all about “building bridges, not walls” to the unwashed Third World invaders of America. Who can blame the illegals since more than half get welfare and[Read More…]

IS THE DISINTEGRATION OF GOP THE BEGINNING OF DESTRUCTION OF USA?

IS THE DISINTEGRATION OF GOP THE BEGINNING OF DESTRUCTION OF USA?

So the Establishment won’t go gentle into that good ole boy night. Joining forces (aka usurping) with the #NeverTrump pro-Cruz disgruntled, the Establishment is presenting Trump with an ultimatum: Run on our agenda or you’ll never get our support. The pro-Cruz people would be wise to remember how it worked for the Tea Party movement when they trusted Establishment promises. NOT TOO GOOD! The Establishment was going to cut spending[Read More…]

DENNIS HASTERT – THE SCARY, CORRUPT, PERVERTED FACE OF THE MODERN REPUBLICAN PARTY

DENNIS HASTERT – THE SCARY, CORRUPT, PERVERTED FACE OF THE MODERN REPUBLICAN PARTY

I thought about using the title “Dennis Hastert – Portrait Of A Perverted Corruptocrat” but changed my mind when the thought crossed my mind that Dennis Hastert is the poster boy of the modern Republican Party. The corrupt, perverted, despicable Republican Party. Sure, I know the Democrats are the same or worse but the Republican Party was always supposed to stand for values we conservatives hold sacred. Small government, low[Read More…]

MASS MURDERER OR FRIEND OF THE BUSH FAMILY? OR BOTH?

SO THE SAUDIS KILLED 3,000 AMERICANS ON 9/11 AND GOT AWAY WITH IT!

The New York Post published a story implicating the Saudi kingdom in financing and supporting the 9/11 attacks on America. Why am I not surprised? The majority of the 9/11 murderers were Saudis and their government surely knew what they of their deadly plans in America. Moreover, there is strong evidence that the Saudi government played an active part and the US government hid the truth from us. You must[Read More…]

RAAAAALLLLLLPH!

THANKS, BONO! YOU CAN GO BACK TO SINGING CRAPPY POP SONGS NOW

Bono (I actually typed ‘Bobo’ but corrected it). I just don’t get it. Yeah, the singer for the vastly overrated and supremely sucky Irish band U2. Who elected this guy the supreme voice for every cause on Earth? Because, if there’s a cause, Bono is sure to show up and yack about it! He’s the Eurotrash version of Bruce Springsteen. Equally annoying but with a different fuzzy little foreigner accent![Read More…]

Somebody get Sean Payton a tampon and some Midol

Somebody get Sean Payton a tampon and some Midol

      “I’m not an extreme liberal,” Payton said. “I find myself leaning to the right on some issues. But on this issue, I can’t wrap my brain around it. I hate guns. . . . “It was a large caliber gun. A .45. It was designed back during World War I. And this thing just stops people. It will kill someone within four or five seconds after they are struck.[Read More…]

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HAS FOX NEWS BIT THE BIG ONE WITH CONSERVATIVES?

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from this election cycle is Fox News is nothing more than a propaganda tool for the Republican Establishment like MSNBC is for the Dims. Fox News and their big-boobed, short-skirted info babes along with their tired, worn-out male accomplices tried to push/pull El Jeb across the finish line of the Republican nomination for months until they realized that El Jeb just plain sucks. Then[Read More…]

GOP NOMINEE PAUL RYAN? NO DICE! LET IT BURN!

GOP NOMINEE PAUL RYAN? NO DICE! LET IT BURN!

The inter web net created by Global Warming creator Al Gore is filled up on stories how the Republican Establishment is seeking to finally kill off what’s left of their abortion of a political party. They want to use their double-secret convention rules to insert Speaker John Boehner Paul Ryan as the GOP nominee. Why are we not surprised? When have political elites ever listened to the will of the[Read More…]

DOMESTIC ENEMIES

HEY POLITICIANS – QUIT TELLING US HOW AND WHO WE ARE AS AMERICANS!

One damn thang that harshes AWD’s mellow is this annoying preaching by self-serving politicians in Washington telling us “that’s not who we are as Americans.” Like they would know! Most in Washington haven’t cared about America or understood what it means to be an American for the generations they have infested office. If they did, they wouldn’t have @#^&ed things up so bad! No, everyday Americans don’t live like royalty[Read More…]

HOW’S THAT SOCIALISM TASTING, AMERICA?

HOW’S THAT SOCIALISM TASTING, AMERICA?

We have witnessed the beginning of what Donald Trump will experience from now until the general election in November. The sad and predictable results of socialism which are rage, violence, and destruction. All of which were in view in Chicago yesterday. If socialists cannot defend their failed ideology with fact, logic, and reason (they can’t), they will silence all opposing voices. By any means necessary. Socialists don’t care about being[Read More…]