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AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK

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THE DUDE SPEAKETH

AWD was sitting back enjoying his vanilla latte while getting a marvelous mani/pedi and a full lavender-scented facial scrub and had pretty much decided to write about how awful it is that American men have become so feminine! @#*& liberals!

But then I thought hell, we’ve discussed that topic numerous times over the years. Hold on, they’re getting ready to wax AWD’s crotchular region.

OK, back again. So AWD thought to himself, “Big Sexy, why not try something new and go to one of the websites you read and just randomly grab some of the topics and give a short opinion on each?” I then said, “Why AWD, that just might work.” So here goes.

Here’s the top stories at iotwReport:

Venezuela, Accused of Selling Passports to Hezbollah, Is Running Out of Passports for Venezuelans

Well, of course they are! Venezuela is the latest victim of socialism. Once the wealthiest country in South America, Venezuela has the greatest oil reserves in the world. But all that wealth was BC. Before Chavez. Señor Potato Head Chavez took over the country, seized the press and corporations, nationalized foreign businesses which halted all foreign investment, and stole from the wealthy to give to the poor. And guess what? They’re all now poor and eating dogs in the street. Except the very few at the top of government. Shortages of staples for living are now the norm. All opposing voices are locked up. Look for some very bad things to happen soon in Venezuela very soon. Thanks, socialism! You’ve done it again.

Germany: Tear Gas Attack On Hamburg Metro Affects 50

As bad as socialism is, Islam is worse! Merkel’s gift of Islam keeps on giving to Germans who, unbelievably, are sitting on the sidelines watching their country go down the drain. Islam destroys everything it plagues. Ask any European country. Europe will be gone in less than 20 years. And they gave up their homelands without lifting a fist. Damn them.

Capture the Flag Just Got Real

Some Hollywood idiot named Shia Lebouf hates him some Donald Trump. So he decided he’d, being the ‘artist’ he is, protest Trump’s time in office by putting up a flag that says “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US” from an undisclosed location. The flag was then to be shown on a webcam for Trump’s time in office. Well, long story short, some right-wing propeller heads figured out the location of Lebouf’s flag by looking at airplane contrails and tracking them to somewhere in Tennessee. Once the location was found, they dispatched some friends to take down the flag and replace it with a Make America Great Again hat. Absolute awesomeness.

I don’t know who Shia Lebouf is. But Shia Lebouf sounds like a pracice that take place a lot in San Francisco between “sensitive guys.” Isn’t it amazing how these Hollywood tards find themselves so interesting when, in fact, they’re just plain embarrassing. Think Madogna and Ashley Judd at the Vagina In A Hat protest after the inauguration. This Lebouf character sounds like he has a permanent vagina sitting on his shoulders.

icky Leaks

OK, so Pamela Anderson is doing the ol’ flippy floppy with Wikileaks’s Julian Assange. It’s official. She has had sex now with every male in the world. Except Big Fur Hat, of course. Assange might be careful or he may develop a bad case of Dikileaks.

Pelosi On Obamacare Replacement: We Have To Find Out What’s In It Before We Pass It

I’ve long ago ceased to be amazed by this woman. And I hold the residents of San Francisco in such low regard I have no expectation that they’re capable of electing someone who isn’t permanently dain bramaged. But sometimes! Do her handlers tell her to not say we should know what’s in the healthcare bill before it’s passed? Probably not. They’re probably all from San Francisco. And probably do a lot of Shia Leboufing, too.

Megyn Kelly wants to be the ‘next Oprah’

She better start eating some Double Quarter Pounders with Hersheys if she wants to replace The Couch. (if you haven’t heard that joke, let me know and I’ll write it) I never found Megyn Kelly very likable or interesting. And that was before she went after Prez Trump. She’s not a good interviewer and comes across as a self-interested you know what. Probably because she is a self-interested you know what. I gave up watching Fox News a long time ago and it was the resident libtards and jerks like Kelly that helped make that happen. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen an Oprah show. I have a job. And I’m not a mindless housewife. Oh, and I don’t hate white people. At least not all of them.

Anyway, go over to iotwReport to check out these stories and tell Big Fuzzy Hat to stay out of my yard. For now, AWD is saddling up on my Ultra Classic for some scooting around dodging minivans. Let me know if y’all like this new thang of writing short opinions on the headlines of the week. If you don’t like it, just remember this…what do you want for nothing? You bastids.

Oh, and for some Music That Doesn’t Suck, here’s what song came on AWD’s loud-ass supa-fine souped up stereo on his scooter. I took that as a sign to make it the MTDS entry for today.

This is just awesome! It’s Choctaw Bingo by James McMurtry which is a great song about Oklahoma and his family reunion and sh*t. Some guy actually made a video that shows all the places in the song. You need to listen to this and watch the video:

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19 Comments

  1. Pam Anderson and Julian Assange? I thought Assange was queer. Well, he will be soon I expect. I only have one thing to say about the Healthcare thing: What do you get when the government gets involved in healthcare? You get the VA, that’s what you get.

    AWD, I hope you’re actually driving the scooter, and not riding bitch on it. 😉

  2. @4:41….it shows a rifle…..maybe a 20mm?????

    A buddy of mine told me the story of a f-14 jock that lost his right “hat” thumb shooting a 20mm rifle that he made out of a Gatling gun barrel……

    said the pilot’s callsign was “Toser”…..

    and now I find this…….

    https://www.facebook.com/mike.holman.77/posts/661895360571146

    seems like last year some Californian carpenter lost his thumb and they did the same thing to/for him…..

  3. Thanks for turning me on to this tune. Never heard of this artist, but I will be on the look out for more of his stuff.

    • massimo7, he’s the son of Larry McMurtry who wrote The Last Picture Show, Lonesome Dove, and uh hmmm….Brokeback Mountain. JMV and Bluto are big fans of Brokeback Mountain.

      James McMurtry is a big lib but has some great music. If you’re ever in Austin, he plays nearly every Wednesday at the Continental Club upstairs.

      awd

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  5. “massimo7, he’s the son of Larry McMurtry who wrote The Last Picture Show, Lonesome Dove, and uh hmmm….Brokeback Mountain. JMV and Bluto are big fans of Brokeback Mountain. ”

    I was a huge fan of the McMurty book ‘Lonesome Dove’ and consider the original Lonesome Dove TV mini-series with Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones to be one of the all-time greatest Westerns ever made.

    The most surprising aspect to the original Lonesome Dove book and the original TV mini-series is that they both depicted White men as the sort of hard as nails, bad asses that they had to have been during the taming of the frontier and the old West. That mini-series seemed to mark the end of that kind of positive portrayal of White males, however – and nearly 100 percent of the crap that has oozed out of Hollywood ever since has depicted White males as the villains, sexual degenerates, psychopaths and neo-nazi, Confederate flag waving rednecks.

    With regards to Larry McMurtry -after having read Lonesome Dove, I started buying and reading some of his other books – and was horribly disappointed. With the exception of Lonesome Dove, every other book that I read by McMurtry featured a woman as it’s main strong character and ‘hero’ in the story told by the book. The men who were mentioned in these books were nothing more than window dressing, and they were almost always described to resemble today’s metrosexual limp wristed sort of wimp. Mangina types. The chicks in McMurtry’s books had to constantly rescue the men and pull their cherries out of one scrape after another. Truly sickening, liberal, feminazi oriented, unrealistic bull manure.

    I found this to be true almost to a letter. The sequels and prequels McMurtry wrote to his Lonesome Dove all pretty much sucked, with Comanche Moon being a minor improvement – but no where near to the classic work he did in Lonesome Dove.

    The McCrae and Call Texas Ranger characters in the books leading up to the Lonesome Dove novel – were not depicted as the bad ass White studs that they were in the first novel. A better description of how McMurtry formed their characters would be to describe them as the Two Stooges. I actually felt myself getting physically sick to my stomach while reading how McMurtry seemed to be trying to destroy these guys characters by turning them into stumblebums and talentless misfits. Reading through these Lonesome Dove prequels and sequels, I found myself wondering whether McMurtry had actually written Lonesome Dove himself – or did he have a ghost writer who wrote it for him. The writing style was that different. I also wondered if someone from Hollywood had given McMurtry a call and warned him that if he ever wanted to have another one of his books turned into a movie, he had better get with the jewish driven agenda to NEVER depict White male characters as positive role models.

    • Tucker, it may please you to know that AWD’s Harley is named “Hell Bitch.”

      awd

      • An excellent way to honor Captain Woodrow F. Call!

        I am almost embarrassed to admit this, but I shelled out over $60 to buy a wooden sign duplicate of the one Augustus McCrae had nailed up to a post down in Lonesome Dove, advertising the Hat Creek Cattle Company. We don’t Rent Pigs!

        Lonesome Dove has to be my favorite Western movie and the best novel I’ve ever read.

        Incidentally, in the scene where ‘Deets’ (Danny Glover) gets an Injun lance through his torso – the first time I saw that, I felt a little sad because I liked the Deets character alright. But, as time has passed and as Danny Glover has exposed himself to a virulently anti-White, Obama toe licking militant black liberal with a ‘Hate Whitey’ chip on his shoulder every bit as big as the chip Obama had on his shoulder – whenever I watch the Lonesome Dove mini-series again, I always cheer when Deets gets his ass skewered and sent directly to Hell.

        • Tucker, my mother is a Lonesome Dove expert. She can quote chapter and verse. It was one of the best of all time. And I agree with you about the rest of McMurtry’s work. His son is a whacko liberal. I’ve taken him to task on more than one occasion after his shows. I do enjoy his music, though. Last time I talked to him he was going to call Ted Nugget to do some deer hunting on Ted’s ranch in Crawford. lol.

          awd

  6. “Dickileaks”!
    Hilarious!!!
    Yes, great idea! Keep it up.
    ..and one of my favorite songs!

  7. Ah, classic AWD. Don’t ever change, boss!

    • Thanks, Red. I’m surprised you haven’t abandoned your self-imposed ban from posting.

      awd

      • Well, it’s not a self-imposed ban but a mere lack of anything worth putting down in print. So it’s not an act of will that I don’t write, but a lack of inspiration. Much more difficult to overcome.

  8. Quartierleblanc

    There’s just so much. Liberal snowflake students. The continued meltdowns of Ashley Judd. The revival of the Mike Brown shooting. Yep, now we know that he was not only a thief but a drug dealer as well. Liberalism is truly a mental illness.

  9. Geronimo Goldstein

    Excellent tunes ! Thanks .

  10. Quartierleblanc

    Michael Savage’s assault comes to mind. Unhinged liberals choose their place and time.

  11. I like it. Hope you keep it up.

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