How easy is it to argue like a libtard? This easy:
- Spin the wheel.
- Write down the word the arrow lands on.
- Repeat, stringing together the words, until you’re satisfied with your “argument”.
A complimentary alternative is to play a good, old-fashioned game of bingo with your friends. Here’s an example of a bingo card you can use:
See—isn’t “arguing” fun? And the best part is, you can’t lose. See, argumentation isn’t about facts and logic, it’s about belittling your opponent. And with the above lexicon, you can’t go wrong! Watch as “conservatives” pee their panties at being called such nasty words! Watch them tuck tail and beg for forgiveness for daring to be logical and evidence-based! Enjoy your intellectual and moral superiority as they wallow in their cowardice and guilt!
Ah, it feels good to be so smart and so moral and so sophisticated, standing tall above those simpleton rubes in flyover country, doesn’t it?